Subj : Re: Childbirth Humor To : Daryl Stout From : George Pope Date : Sun Jun 13 2021 10:31:51 > George, > GP> Akk I want is a bushel of apples & a few hours alone with the doctor's > GP> daughter! > Never mind taking a turn for the nurse. BTDT. . . I used use my grabber to pinch nurses' bottoms while roling through the ward. . . > I have no clue. I moved out before I got married in 2003. My late > wife referred to toilet paper as "Bun Wad" or BW. So, we'd go > shopping for BW instead of TP. Okayyyy. . . the Aussies say Bog Roll. . . You go to the bpg to lerave a jobby, then use the BR to do the paperwork. . (no job is truly done until the paperwork is done) > GP> I had an aneurysm burst & a stroke that mostly paralyzed my left > GP> side(true story, not funny in itself)), but I'm all right now! > My Mom's late brother died of an aneurysm. :( Yup, 98% do die - God wasn't/isn't done with me yet, I can only suppose. . > GP> Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? > GP> A: Finding half a worm. > The bird probably ate the first half as an appetizer. The joke is YOU bit through the worm! > The bones in my neck are so kinked, and the pain is really bothering > me...basically a wide area of pinched nerves. Anything they can do? Have you tried Gabapentin -- it's good for nerve pain - - & doesn't make your thinking fuzzy like opiods. . I take it for a crushed disc. . . > GP> Everyone knows where the Big Apple is... > GP> But do you know where the Minneapolis? > In the small drink of Mini Soda. Q: what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile? A: the juveniles Q: Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl? A: If it was a guy it would be the Misterssippi River. Rivers are... the original streaming service. Q: What're the fastest things on the river bed? A: A motor-pike with side-carp. Q: Two cats had a race across a river. Their names were "One Two Three" and "Un Deux Trois". Which one came first? A: "One Two Three" did cos "Un Deux Trois" cat sank. New Book: "Yellow River" By I.P. Dailey I’m debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat... It’s row v. wade. Your friend, <+]:{)} Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM --- SBBSecho 3.14-Linux * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757.2) .