Subj : Re: Childbirth Humor To : George Pope From : Daryl Stout Date : Thu Jun 10 2021 03:40:00 George, GP> Akk I want is a bushel of apples & a few hours alone with the doctor's GP> daughter! Never mind taking a turn for the nurse. > That's the tagline I sent, and the late Nancy Backus (I miss her), > said "that explains a lot ". She said afterwards "I hope you > know I was joking", and I said "I got a good laugh out of it". GP> Of course! Give & take is fun! When I know someone real well...even just good friends, the banter between us is hilarious. GP> But howe many more than you really needed did you buy then? I have no clue. I moved out before I got married in 2003. My late wife referred to toilet paper as "Bun Wad" or BW. So, we'd go shopping for BW instead of TP. > GP> A band named 1023 MB was very sad, they couldn't get a gig. > A data late, and a duller short. GP> Or a dullard. . . That, too. > GP> My IQ test result just came in and I’m really relieved! > Made you pee all over the floor, eh?? Or, you were so happy, you > could just [poop]??!! GP> Either way. . . it's all good now! Just don't do the slip and slide. :P GP> I had an aneurysm burst & a stroke that mostly paralyzed my left GP> side(true story, not funny in itself)), but I'm all right now! My Mom's late brother died of an aneurysm. GP> Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? GP> A: Finding half a worm. The bird probably ate the first half as an appetizer. GP> Q: What’s a doctor who studies adam’s apples called? GP> A: A guy-neck-ologist The bones in my neck are so kinked, and the pain is really bothering me...basically a wide area of pinched nerves. GP> It’s illegal to sell stocks from inside a bath of sparkling apple juice GP> Because that would be in cider trading I love chilled apple juice, but it's like prune juice to me. :P GP> Q: What’s the worst part of having an apple addiction? GP> A: You can’t see the doctor about it. I thought that's what students gave to teachers. GP> Q: What is it called when a Samsung and an Apple mate? GP> A: A Sample The doctor wanted this old man to provide a urine sample, a stool sample, and a semen sample. The old man didn't hear what the doctor said, and his wife said "he wants to see your underwear". :P GP> Never fart in an apple store GP> They don't have windows Failure is not an option...it comes shipped with Windows. GP> Everyone knows where the Big Apple is... GP> But do you know where the Minneapolis? In the small drink of Mini Soda. GP> Apple's new Bluetooth accessory: the iTanic... GP> ....is guaranteed to sync. Especially if you're eating iceberg lettuce...which is the only lettuce I can eat. Daryl .... Got Kleptomania?? Take something for it. === MultiMail/Win v0.52 --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32 * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33) .