Subj : Re: Childbirth Humor To : Daryl Stout From : George Pope Date : Wed Jun 09 2021 15:05:06 > GP> If there is fog, UC Berkely? I guess not. . . or snot. . . > In this case, a sneeze is known as a Booger Holler. Make that hanky dance -- blow a little boogie into it! > > If that's not a viable option, press the pound key. > GP> I see a number key or is it an octothorpe? > Same thing...the tic-tac-toe symbol. Yup it's "number" before a number & "pound"(or "pounds") after. . . As in, I'll take 6# of those #1 grade apples, please. . . Akk I want is a bushel of apples & a few hours alone with the doctor's daughter! > > ... I took an IQ test, and the results were negative. > GP> That takes a special kind of person! > That's the tagline I sent, and the late Nancy Backus (I miss her), > said "that explains a lot ". She said afterwards "I hope you > know I was joking", and I said "I got a good laugh out of it". Of course! Give & take is fun! > GP> There's an easy trick you can use to calculate your IQ > GP> It's 150 minus the number of toilet rolls you bought in March 2000 > I've slept and [pooped] since then. But howe many more than you really needed did you buy then? > GP> A band named 1023 MB was very sad, they couldn't get a gig. > A data late, and a duller short. Or a dullard. . . > GP> My IQ test result just came in and I’m really relieved! > Made you pee all over the floor, eh?? Or, you were so happy, you > could just [poop]??!! Either way. . . it's all good now! I had an aneurysm burst & a stroke that mostly paralyzed my left side(true story, not funny in itself)), but I'm all right now! Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Finding half a worm. Q: What’s a doctor who studies adam’s apples called? A: A guy-neck-ologist It’s illegal to sell stocks from inside a bath of sparkling apple juice Because that would be in cider trading I heard Apple made a car out of furniture. It's called an i-Kia Q: What’s the worst part of having an apple addiction? A: You can’t see the doctor about it. Q: What is it called when a Samsung and an Apple mate? A: A Sample Never fart in an apple store They don't have windows Everyone knows where the Big Apple is... But do you know where the Minneapolis? Apple announced a new product for wives that helps cope with spontaneous dad jokes throughout their day. The i-Roll Apple's new Bluetooth accessory: the iTanic... .....is guaranteed to sync. Q: Why isn't Apple mass producing cars like the iKia? A: They re having trouble installing windows. Your friend, <+]:{)} Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM --- SBBSecho 3.14-Linux * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757.2) .