Subj : Re: Argued Hearing To : Daryl Stout From : George Pope Date : Tue Jun 08 2021 09:49:06 > George, > > The man looked over at the back seat, and replied "Thank goodness!! > > I thought I had lost my hearing". > GP> Classic! > I would've loved to have seen the look on his face when told the news > by the constabulary. For sure, & as he cuffs go on, too, eh? > The one I like is where these 2 guys were playing golf, and noticed two > women ahead of them on the course, that were playing SLOW. They reasoned > that it'd be good to ask if they could play through, or they'd be behind > them all day. > Well, the first guy goes up there, and then comes back...telling his > buddy that "I can't do it. One's my wife, and the other's my girl friend!!". > "No problem", his friend says...and he goes up there. > Moments later, he's back, and replies "Ain't it a small world??!!" the there was this one golfer, seeinig two joggers, turns to his partner & says, "Look at those idiots, out jogging in this blizzard!" I always say I want to start jogging. It's a running joke. Have you heard of the workout where you drink rum and then do jogging? It's called Ba-cardio Whenever my wife wants me to go jogging, I immediately wrap myself with an American flag. Because those colors don’t run. Q: Why should you never go for a jog if it is raining cats and dogs outside? A: You might step in a poodle! Wanted to get fit by starting running. Bought a book called How to Jog. Imagine my disappointment when I realised it was Volume 9 of a 24-Volume encyclopaedia. Got the new expansion pack for my treadmill .. . .Outdoor jogging This morning, I jogged around the block 15 times. Then I picked it up, and put it back in my kid’s toy box. While I was at the gym, I decided to hop on a treadmill. People started giving me weird looks, so I started jogging instead. If you have trouble remembering your password, find a picture of some running shoes and stare at it. maybe it'll help jog your memory. Your friend, <+]:{)} Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM --- SBBSecho 3.14-Linux * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757.2) .