Subj : Re: Argued Hearing
To   : Daryl Stout
From : George Pope
Date : Fri Jun 04 2021 08:35:26

 >   A couple was in a fancy area restaurant, and they saw some friends at
 > another table. Greeting their friends, one of them asked the gentleman
 > a question...and he promptly planted a big kiss on the other couples
 > wife, with her husband sitting right there.

 >   The problem was that he was losing his hearing, and that he
 > misunderstood the question...which was actually "How are the kids??".

I'm confused -- what did he hear that led to the kiss?

A man was out with his wife at a fine restaurant when a tall blond woman
approacghed him, saying, "Bill, so long! How ARE you?" & proceeds to deep-
french him for several minutes while Bill's wife steamed.

After the blonde left, the wife said, "Who. was. that?"

"Oh, that's my mistress," answered Bill, gaily.

"I'm leaving you!"

"Wait, wait!" said Bill, "if you leave me, that's the end of living in my
penthouse on Malibu Beach, & no more brand new Masarati on your birthday 
every November."

"Fine!" she fumed, "she is cute, though!"

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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