Subj : Re: Sage Advice
To   : Daryl Stout
From : George Pope
Date : Fri Jun 04 2021 08:30:14

 > Never give up because life gets harder as you get older. After
 > preschool the road of life keeps getting bumpier and bumpier and
 > bumpier.  -- Angela Martin, age 11

She's 100% right, you know!

 > Never blow in a cat's ear because if you do, usually after three or
 > four times, they will bite your lips! And they don't let go for at least
 > a minute.  -- Lisa Coburn, age 9

That's only true for the unbaptised cats!

 > Don't think life is easy, because when you get older it is hard work. 
 > I used to think life was easy, now I have to do the dishes every other
 > day. -- Nick Coleman, age 9

Lucky kid; from age 7 until I moved out at age 12, I did ALL the dishes EVERY
day, for our family of 5!

 > Take risks. I mean, if you like this person and you don't know if they
 > like you, ask them out and see what happens. I liked this girl and I
 > asked her out. She said no and she hates me now, but I took that risk. 
 > -- Bruce Wagner, age 13

Been there, Bruce, done that. . . got the lifelong shame for it, too. . .

 > A realist is more correct about things in life than an optimist.  But
 > the optimist seems to have more friends and much more fun.  -- Megan,
 > age 14

It's true that the pessimist is, on average(nb math term) happier than the
optimist & I can prove it using math. . .

 > The composition teacher asked the class to write about an unusual event
 > that happened during the past week.  Little Johnny got up and read his
 > essay.  It began: "Daddy fell into the well last week..."  "My
 > goodness!" the teacher exclaimed.  "Is he all right?"  "He must be,"
 > said the boy.  "He stopped yelling for help yesterday."

That lazy collie was sleeping on the job?

True stories:
Lassie (a girl dog) was aleways played by a male
Flipper (a male dophin) was always played by a female (several, over the
series)

SAGE advice?

I’ve started growing herbs in my garden. To help identify them i’m growing
them in alphabetical order. My neighbour asked me, how you find the time. I
said, easy, it’s right here next to the sage.

Wife is cooking "Im going to add this sage sparingly, because it's fresh 
sage, and the recipie calls for dried, so I don't how much to use."
So you're saying you need some sage advice?

Not a joke but here's some sage advice my dad gave me on women.
If a woman is beautiful, tell her she's smart. If a woman is smart tell her
she's beautiful. If she's neither tell her she lost weight.

Sage driving advice from my dad.
While practicing on my Learner's: "When you're in a hurry, yellow is just a
funny shade of green"

My Grandfather survived Pepper spray and Mustard gas attacks in two wars...
.... And came home to us a seasoned Veteran.

I poisoned my enemies herbs.
Guess it was his thyme to go.




 > In Chinese, the words for crisis and opportunity are the same.
 > --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
 >  * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Linux
 * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757.2)

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