Subj : Re: 8 Siimple Rules for D To : George Pope From : Daryl Stout Date : Sun May 30 2021 18:18:00 George, GP> We ghad, years back, a teen girl clogging on a piece of plywood outside GP> the grocer store, to raise money for her Irish dance lessons to GP> continue to the next level -- she was good! Geico has a commercial, where the residents are talking about a clogging problem. But, it's with the people, and not the plumbing. GP> The alloweance to eat meat after the flood was a concession, not a ull GP> permission -- "if you MUST kill & eat animals, do so humanely" was the GP> essential message. Some do it for the sport of it. It reminds me of the joke where this hunter was arrested for shooting an endangered species, to survive. The judge asked him what it tasted like, and he said "halfway between a California condor and a spotted owl". GP> I refuse to eat KFC, as they are the worst of the cicken places for GP> anuse to the animals. While I love their slaw, their dining rooms are too small...and when I was in there one day, I had just filled the car up with fuel, and wanted to wash the gasoline residue off my hands before eating food. Well, the things to dry one's hands in the mens' restroom weren't working...and they said "you can use the ladies' room". I growled "No thanks", and walked out. GP> Canned pet food is pure poison -- gives them a rotten gut & horrifdic GP> gas & breath. Our dog gets only a spoonful twice a day, to mix his GP> crushed medicine into. I forget what the friends' dachshund likes, but he loves quite a bit of people food. > I thought Bon Jovi had pizza cousin...Ann Jovi. GP> To be serious for a moment (only a momet, don't worry!): did you know GP> Bon Jovi has a "pay what you can" restautrant in New Jersey? Interesting. > To me, for a good salad, you have to have certain things. GP> Yeah -- boiled eggs, cheese cubes, & habaero peppers! GP> Vegetables can be omitted completely. . . As my late wife would whine "you just ruined it". :P GP> My wife had a hard day at work, so I drew her a warm bath... GP> She didn't really seem to appreciate the sketch but it went on the GP> fridge anyway... LOL!! GP> Making mayonnaise is hard work. GP> Some would even call it egg-sauce-ting. I can't cut the mustard, but I can stir the mayonnaise, and lick the jar. GP> I bought a mattress after a hard day at work GP> I just needed something to fall back on That's where I'm going after I finish the QWK Mail...both eyes are red and tired tonight. GP> Me: "Man, I am exhausted, I busted my rump today." GP> Dad: "I can tell, there's a crack in it." The reason why it's vertical and not horizontal...because if you fell out of bed, the cheeks would make funny noises. GP> My brother had to quit his job as a weightlifter because he wasn't GP> strong enough. GP> He handed in his too weak notice yesterday. That package of salt was just too much, as it peppered his strength away. GP> I got fired from my job at the bank after just one day GP> A woman asked me to check her balance so I pushed her over. I guess she didn't bounce. GP> I quit my job as a postman when they handed me my first letter to GP> deliver. I looked at it and thought, “This isn’t for me.” Really. GP> I quit my job at the concrete plant. GP> My job was getting harder & harder. That's only for folks who use Viagra regularly. GP> I got fired from my job as a calendar manufacturer... GP> All I did was take a day off... You get 364 days a year off for vacation, etc., leaving only 1 day for work, and I'll be darned if you're getting that day off!! Daryl .... I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead. === MultiMail/Win v0.52 --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32 * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33) .