Subj : Re: The Chili Judge To : Daryl Stout From : George Pope Date : Sun May 30 2021 14:27:07 > GP> We got our chihuahua a hot dog bun cosume for one Halloween. Then bat > GP> wings so he could somewhat his skin brother's "Venom" costume, & Mom as > GP> a vampiress. . > I have a picture of that on my mailing labels I got printed from a ham > radio dealer. A picture of my family is on mailing labels? Who's selling these? > GP> Lunch is always nice, but I like breafasr & 2nd breaklfast best, tyhen > GP> brunch, & an optional lunch tot ide me over til dinner/supper. > Well, my stomach is saying nasty things to me, and there's important mail > at the Post Office Box. So, after I finish the QWK Mail, I've got to go out > on errands. I had lunch at an area Sonic yesterday. I'm getting into one of > those "nothing sounds good" moods, when it comes to food...as several items > have gotten me "burned out". It happens. I went off coffee for a year because of that blah feeling/taste, but now enjoy it again (probably in excess, but I've been worse (full pot by 6am, then another, then off to school at 8, where I was fuirst there,m so I made a pot of coffee & had a copulemugs beforte anyone else showed up! I stayed awake til the end, though, every day, & that was my goal! > I used to tell my late wife "Beat Me!! Whip Me!!". She'd just look at me, > and deadpan "No". The danger in a masochist marrying a sadist! > GP> Q: What's that dog bred that is raced & looks kinda like a mini > GP> Greyhound? A: Whippet > GP> A2: Whippet real good. . . > GP> A3: Devo FTW > We used to have one of them in Florida. They supposedly seldom bark, > but make excellent watchdogs. Only if trained to bite & shred. This is why doberman dogs had their vocals removed, so they'd silently attack intruders & shred the crap out of their faces or crotches! The courts won't do deterrence sentencing any more, so we need to teach people that stealing is WRONG. Q: What did the security guard dog say to the drunk fan at the football stadium? A: “Sir, if you want to get ruff, we can take this to the barking lot.” I have two dogs, Security & Shin... .... they’re my guard dogs A guy walks into a pet store..... The clerk asked, How can I help you? The fella says, "I like to buy a dog please." "Sure thing, what kind of demeanor are you looking for?" the clerk asks. The guy replies, "Well, I want a guard dog, so demeanor the better." I can't take my guard dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keeps attacking him. I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog. Me- I got rid of the crows that attacked the dog today. I took them to a concert. Wife- What? Me- I got 3 of them. I was counting crows.... Wife- stop. Me- yeah I think I murdered that joke... Wife- please stop. Me- looks like I’m eating crow on this one... Wife from the other room- omg are you done yet!? Me- I’m giving you the bird right now! You humor sucks! Wife- lol! You are an idiot! Your friend, <+]:{)} Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM --- SBBSecho 3.14-Linux * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757.2) .