Subj : Re: Good News And Bad New To : Daryl Stout From : George Pope Date : Sun May 30 2021 13:50:14 > GP> Q: Who has the right of way at an Alabama 4-way stop? > GP> A: The jacked up 4X4 with 3 gun racks & a bumper sticker that says > GP> "Guns dont kill peoiple--_I_ kill people!" > You should see the application to date his daughter. Not a family I care to be part of! > GP> My friend claims that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but I’m > GP> not impressed. > GP> I have had a Canon printer for years. > Really. The printers aren't that expensive, but the ink cartridges are. Yup "Free colour photo printer" then you find out the car tridgs are $249.99 each! No prob, I had a guy in the mall, gt me refilled for $30, just as good as a new one ( he also cleraned the old gunk from the valves & spouts) > I've heard some dumb criminal stories...such as wearing their work uniform > when they went into the bank, and using their deposit ticket as the stick- up > note. Some ofd my fave compilations -- I liked tyhe one where the guy went into a bank, wrote out his note on a blank deposit slip, then got i line & waited, waited, after 2 hours ofd bsawrely moving he raged out to the bank across the street & gave the teller his note. She, from the wrong bank's slip & his atrocious spelling & grammar, deduced he wasn't the smartest pie in the pasture. She told him, to wqithdraw that much, he eedeed to show ID. he howeds hiws licece, she diutifully entered the info on the computer, gave him the money, thenm adfter he left, called the cops with his info. Theuy were waiting for him when he got home. Also the good ol' boys trying to steal an ATM by tying a xchain to their bumper & around the machine -- they hauled butt & the bumper snapped off with a mighty clang, so they got spooked & sped straight home to be arrested by the waiting cops (his licence plate was on the bumper he left behind!) A gorrid bit of jhustiuce occuered in UK. A guy said he had a gun, wanyed moey. The teller hit the button for the bulletproof glass to close off ythe back from the customer area. He scrambled up it, trying to get over it, but was a it slow & got decapitated -- his head roled into the tellers' area, generating screams, fainting, & evereyone there getting the day off with pay. A robber broke into my house to find money I searched with him Q: What’s a bank robbers favorite restaurant chain? A: In & Out Have you noticed we never hear about grave robbers nowadays? Apparently it’s a dying art. Q: What do you call it when a bank robber gets sent to the same prison as his inseparable twin sons? A: Con joined twins A shop assistant tried stopping an armed robber by attacking him with a labeling gun. Police are now looking for a man with a price on his head. Most of my relatives are police marksmen, except for my grandad who was a bank robber. He died recently surrounded by his family. A psycho was recently arrested for train robbery. He spoke both English and Spanish, although all we've heard is that he had some sort of loco motive. A robber and a babysitter fall into a crevice. There’s a crook and nanny in the nook and cranny Your friend, <+]:{)} Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM --- SBBSecho 3.14-Linux * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757.2) .