Subj : Re: The Quick Newborn
To   : Daryl Stout
From : George Pope
Date : Thu May 27 2021 22:33:49

 >  GP> I forget who she was & what was the topic there. . .

 >   That was the old fashioned woman who loved camping, but could not bring
 > herself to use the word "toilet" in her letter, inquiring about the
 > campground having such available. She thought "bathroom commode" was
 > too forward, so she used B.C. instead. Unfortunately, the campground
 > owner wasn't old fashioned, and he thought she was talking about the
 > area Baptist Church. The resulting letter likely gave the woman a heart
 > attack or stroke, but it did win a prize in a contest.

Right. I heard it orginally as WC & "Winchester Cathedral"

A classic, for sure!

 >  GP> Q: What should you say to a dog who pees on a four leaf clover?
 >  GP> A: Urine luck!

 >   The acid in dog urine will kill plants.

Some plants actually benefit from the uric acid, like some rose varieties...

Ourdog won't go in the backyard, as he doesn't understand he can -- he;s used
to his wealkabout out front, up the driveways & grassy areas. . especially 
the mailboxes! He loves those best!

Mnight be up to me to provide my wife's rosebush (Mother's Day gift) with 
some uric acid!

 >  GP> Did you know that there are no canaries in the Canary Islands? And 
the
 >  GP> same thing applies to the Virgin Islands;
 >  GP> There are no canaries there either.

 >   I got that meme in an email the other day.

It wasn't me; I've not had it as a meme, ever. . .

 > ... BAR CODE: Electronic device to help locate bars.


Q: Why does Norway have barcodes on their ships?
A: So they can just Scandinavian

I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode 
reader.
The look on his face was priceless.

Why don't priceless & worthless mean the same thing?

Dogs can't operate an MRI scanner, but CATSCAN.

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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