Subj : Re: Metric Dozen
To   : Daryl Stout
From : George Pope
Date : Sun May 23 2021 10:53:20

 >  GP> What is KDKA?

 >   The first US broadcast radio station in Pennsylvania.

Yup, & their first broadcast day was on election day, so people could hear 
the resaults of the Cox-Harding race.  It's still going today. . .


 >  GP> Sone wag said he felt really sorry for those who tested Preperations 
A
 >  GP> through G.

 >   Never mind 6-Up.

I forgot about those. . . or "Lithiated Soda" was the non-commercial generic
name -- meant for manic-depressives (those with bipolar disorder)

 >  GP> The next Pirates of the Caribbean movie is going to have more 
violence
 >  GP> and nudity
 >  GP> It's going to be rated "Arrr..."

 >   That's nudity on the bounty. :P

A bounty of nudity works for me -- God created us naked & that's the natural
way to be -- the clothing is just a symbol of shame.

Those who are saved & have found their way back to His paths, are legit to
live nude (where permitted, of course)

 >  GP> My friend was arrested for public nudity...
 >  GP> ...but the charges were thrown out of court because of a lack of
 >  GP> material evidence.

 >   The wife told her husband if he had dropped his pants and underwear
 > at the administrative law judge hearing, they would've granted disability
 > right there. :P

He thoght about it, but had forgotten by the time he got to the end of the
lock, so just languished in a cell, awaiting his trial for Public Nudity.

Sadlyl, his wife sdoscovered the neighbour didsn't have a 'disability 
problem' & won't be available to testify on his behalf.

 >  GP> There was a court case on public nudity but don't worry
 >  GP> The case was clothed

 >   In cold areas, nudist colonies are clothed for the winter.

I looked it up(I'm "Curious George") & we do have a 24/7/365 nude colony here
in Vancouver -- it's an indoor colony for some reason)

There are a dozen plus in Florida, of course, all outdoor!

 >   This woman goes into the hope of her son and daughter-in-law for a
 > visit, and is horrified to find her daughter-in-law, laying on the
 > couch, naked as a jaybird, with romantic perfume and music in the air.
 > She asks what's going on, and is told "This is my love dress. When my
 > husband comes home after work, he can't resist me, and ravishes me".

 >   So, the woman tries it at home. Her husband walks in, sees her
 > naked, and asked what's going on. When his wife replies "This is my
 > love dress", her husband replied "It needs ironing, as it's all
 > wrinkled. What's for dinner??".

 >   His funeral is next Tuesday.

She gave the impression, a the funeral, she was flat-out devestated by his
untimely death. . 

 >  GP> Q: How can you tell Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
 >  GP> A: He has sesame seed buns

 >   I don't want to know about the special sauce. :P

I figured -- you'll  note, I kindly omitted that line. . . :D

 >  GP> Headline: NEW NUDE WATER SKI RECORD BROKEN!!
 >  GP> It was broken by a 28 year old Russian
 >  GP> His name is Torehis Sackov

 >   Now, I do need a pain pill. 

Groan, I know. . .hope the pill helps. . pain sucks! I know! I have kidney
stones & bad teeth!

Q: Did you hear about the students complaining of aches and fatigue when they
did math homework?
A: They're calling it fibromyalgebra.

It hurts me to say this....
But, I have a sore throat.

Did you hear how the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
He was dead lifting.

A tub of margarine fell on my foot 3 weeks a go and it still hurts.....
I can't believe it's not better.

If you get hurt before you are 18, it’s just a minor injury.

I hurt my bottom after shaking it in the office
It was a twerk place injury

Q: Where is the worst place to drive when your wrist hurts?
A: Carpool tunnel.

When in a new relationship, does your stomach hurt because of the
butterflies...
Or the farts you hold in.

They never told me that getting older mad eeverything hurt when you get out 
of bed
I guess that’s why it’s called being a groan-up

I once hurt myself while stacking up all my old National Geographics ...
Now, I have back issues.

Mickey Mouse was playing basketball & got an ACL injury.
He went to the team doc & said, "Disney hurts."

Ok, that's enough pain for today. . .

Smile, or don't -- it's your day!

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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