Subj : Re: 8 Siimple Rules for D
To   : George Pope
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Sun May 16 2021 18:26:00

George,

 GP> My dad was always respectful to my mom & to us. One thing I'm most
 GP> grateful for is never having heard the Lord's Name misused (as a swear
 GP> word) in my childhood home.

  You were blessed in that regard.

 GP> Gotta love our little fur babies. .oh, yeah a canine "cry for help from
 GP> a turd in trouble" cannot be ignored, no matter what'd you might rather
 GP> be doing.

  At least we don't go around sniffing each others butts...literally, anyway.

 >   Just like the song done by John Michael Montgomery...and the female in
 > that video is a cute one. :)

 GP> Don't know this reference.  ?

  Search on YouTube for "John Michael Montgomery" and "SOLD".

 GP> My wife & I are evenly matched enough in Scrabble & Trivia (our fave
 GP> competitive games) & neither worries whomever wins or loses. . .

  The late Nancy Backus was very good with word games, Scrabble and otherwise.
My late wife, Janice, was very good with trivia.

 GP> Worse than possums?

  I saw a license plate that noted "Eat More Possum". :P

 GP> 3 people at a port-a-potty.  One inside, one leaving, one heading
 GP> towards it' what are their nationalities?

 GP> Inside: European
 GP> going towards: Russian
 GP> Leaving: Finnish.

  That's about it.

 GP> Q: Why was Cinderella terrible at football?
 GP> A: Because she kept running away from the ball, and her coach was a
 GP> pumpkin!

  I loved the spoonerism the late Archie Campbell did on Rindercella,
and The Pee Thrittle Igs. Between Rindercella slopping her dripper,
and the wolf "hoed her blouse down", that was a riot listening to those.

 GP> Did you hear about the octopus that played football?
 GP> He had ten-tackles!

  They were awfully blue afterwards.

  And, when the chickens stop laying eggs, they're in Henopause.

Daryl

.... Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.
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