Subj : Re: Famous Last Words To : Daryl Stout From : George Pope Date : Sun May 16 2021 12:05:12 > Or like Christian Comedian Mark Lowery noted when he had to be ambulatory > to a hospital after a motorcycle wreck. "Ambulances have no shock absorbers. > When they run over a coin, you can tell whether it's heads or tails". > He also noted "Your Momma Was Right"...and the entire room roared in > laughter..."Clean Underwear...Always!!" . I'm going to have to steal/use some of this. . . I ride the ambulances far too often. . . > There was a meme with various cottages and houses for operating systems > with Windows, starting with 95 through 7 (I think). For Vista, the house > was upside down. That covers my experience with it well enough, yup. . . > It's like how animals feel about another animals food...it tastes better > if it's stolen. Mostly human animals; the wild ones tend to just go for the easiest, without shane or guilt. > > Really. He has his hands in more cookie jars than Microsoft. > GP> He IS Microsoft! > And soon to be divorced. :P How many expeted it all along? He's got way too much money to be loved & married only for who he is. . > Offhand, no. I have no idea where the collection of 45's I had, are. > I've got a large amount of books by the late Clive Cussler, and a large > amount of vinyl LP's that I have no use for. But, I'm afraid to put out > something on Facebook, for fear someone will show up, shoot me, then > ransack the place. I'd give it all away for free...folks pick it up, > and haul it off themselves...no charge. Darmn, the Freecyclegroup finder page is gone. . . you put in y our locatuoin & it tells you the nearest freecycle & type groups to you. (Frreecycle is where you put an item up you don't want, as an OFFER, then choose from responses who gets scheduled tocome get it) freecycle.com will get you started, maybe, if they managed tocreat their own platform, as they used Yahoo Groups previously, but Yahoo closed all groups. Alternaively, go to your nearest craigslist & put an ad in Freebies or even for sale (why not get a few extra bucks? I give my paperbacks(I buy all used for 50c-$1 apiece) away regularly to hospitals & care homes. . . oir it buyilds up too fast. My wife made me buy special IKEA record shelves for my LP vinyl collection Over 2,000, mostly '60s & '70s rock) > GP> Physicusts have PROVEN (with math) that a bumblebee cannot fly (hey, > GP> nobody said they had to fly ELEGANTLY!) > I love the Flight Of The Bumblee by Nicolai (sp?) Rimsky-Korsakov, and > the "Bumble Boogie", where it was incorporated into a Boogie Woogie for > piano. The late Liberace, and now Emily Bear, can really zoom through it. > And, Emily was always smiling. I'm watching onev erson of the Bumble Boogie, by B Bumble & the Stingers -- looks like Andy Griffith doing a '30s dance with some pretty gal. . . > GP> We avenged ourselves by hunting them into near extinction for their > GP> oh-so- delicious wings. . . > I've heard there's a shortage of chicken wings right now/ So many shortages, like for pop, because nobody's recycling the tins & bottles with covid; ditto for tinned pet food. . . > GP> I was checking out a chequered Czech check-out chick who was checking > GP> out some chicken at the checkout. > Say that several times fast. Not an option, sorry. > GP> Q: Do you like ribs or wings? > GP> A: I like them both i am bisnacksual > Works for me...good tagline, too. :) I had created up to a 4.5Mb tagline file, mostly inspirations like this leading me to create a new one to add; lost it cuz too big for a floppy disk & that old 80286 finally died. > ... To err is human, to howl about it, lupine. A new one in that set thank you! Now I musat create one: To err is human .. to make gasoline is to refine. Ok, we'll riff off lupinre today: Q: Why don’t werewolves ever know the time? A: Because they aren’t whenwolves. Q: When are werewolves friendly? A: When they take a Lycan to you Teacher: Okay class, tell me what scares you most. Let's start with Paul. Paul: Werewolves Nina: Sharks Dylan: The unstoppable march of time that us guiding us all to our inevitable demise. Catherine: Dylan. Q: When do werewolves meet to duel? A: At High Moon Q: Why do werewolves listen to the same song over and over? A: They like Lupin it Q: Why does Hollywood always portray Werewolves as evil and violent? A: It's just a lazy lycan-trope. Q: Why don't werewolves drink Coors light? A: Because they're silver bullets. John Q. Werewolf: "Hi, Mom!" *full moon comes out* JQW: "I want to marry Frank." Your friend, <+]:{)} Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM --- SBBSecho 3.14-Linux * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757.2) .