Subj : Re: Metric Dozen
To   : Daryl Stout
From : George Pope
Date : Sun May 16 2021 11:45:58

 >  GP> just want to say if you are watching an animal give birth and you 
 >  GP> Why is two times ten the same as two times eleven? Because two times
 >  GP> ten is twenty and two times eleven is twenty, too.

 >   But, in blackjack, you're busted at twenty-two.

I think the trick is to never get to 22!  The goal is 21 so if you always get
to 21 you'll always win, until they kick you out of he casino, then every
casino.

 >  GP> Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog Skipper had
 >  GP> recently died.

 >  GP> "You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in 
Heaven
 >  GP> right now, having a grand old time with God."

 >  GP> Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead 
dog?"

I wiosh people would stop making up styupd storiers or kids that teach the a
mockery of God.

 >   Or like the one where the girl is crying as she is burying her goldfish
 > inside this huge shoebox. When asked by the neighbor why she used such a
 > big box for a tiny goldfish, the girl replied "because it's inside your
 > cat".

I recall the girl using a gratuitive intensive(a 9th part of speech that I've
coined) before "cat."; possibly a homophonic synonym for weir.

 
 >  GP> 'And for the tourist who really wants to get away
 >  GP> from it all - safaris in Vietnam' - Newsweek predicting
 >  GP> popular holidays for the late 1960's

 >   Things did get rather drafty.

BWAHAHA!! I've met so many people of acertain age who were posted in Canada
for their Vietnam tour.  Good folk, too.

  >  GP> 'The Beatles? They're on the wane' - the Duke of Edinburgh
 >  GP> in Canada 1965.  They went on to produce five albums and
 >  GP> eleven singles, most of which got to number One.

 >   There was a 45 rpm record years ago, a compilation of their
 > tunes, as an interview...entitled "Beatlemania".

There's an album out of Elvis' pre-set & between set mumblings, jokes, &
goofinig. . . Mostly it's him flirting with hot girls in the front row. 

 >  GP> 'Radio has no future' - Lord Kelvin, President of the Royal Society,
 >  GP> 1890-5.

 >   Amateur radio was around before KDKA.

What is KDKA?

 >  GP> 'X-Rays will prove to be a hoax'-Lord Kelvin, President of the Royal
 >  GP> Society, 1890-5.

 >   I guess the other 25 letters didn't sound right.

Sone wag said he felt really sorry for those who tested Preperations A 
through G.

 > ... At a nudist wedding, you can always tell who the best man is.

The next Pirates of the Caribbean movie is going to have more violence and
nudity
It's going to be rated "Arrr..."

My friend was arrested for public nudity...
....but the charges were thrown out of court because of a lack of material
evidence.

There was a court case on public nudity but don't worry
The case was clothed

Q: How do you spot the blind man on a nude beach?
A: It's not hard.

Q: What do you call a nude artist who keeps drawing butt picture?
A: A crack addict.

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude.
I personally am on the fence

Q: How can you tell Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
A: He has sesame seed buns

Headline: NEW NUDE WATER SKI RECORD BROKEN!!
It was broken by a 28 year old Russian
His name is Torehis Sackov

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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