Subj : Re: Eat What You Like To : Daryl Stout From : George Pope Date : Sun May 16 2021 11:29:02 > GP> Ditto for a bra., but I think the 80-year-old women might have no > GP> choice, as that's where the twins have decided to move to. . . > Keep me abreast on things from Dolly Parton and Morganna. Polly Darton, I'll always remember them -- but who is Morganna? > He is right, though. He also noted "If the #2 pencil is so popular, WHY is > it STILL #2??". & there's never been a good answerto that one yet! Seinfeld asks, "If he's the Best Man, why is she marrying HIM!" > I prefer the sweet onions (Vidalias). I can't handle the hot ones. The > diet green tea I drink quite a bit of is a good source of Vitamin C and > antioxidants. I saw a commercial for Pedigree pet food, and this little > weiner dog says "Oh!! Antioxidants help me stay healthy!! I thought you > said 'anti-dachshunds'". The Spanish onions are best in medicinal soups or teas, I find. I love Vidalia dressing at Subway. . . > My late wife had gone with a neighbor (who never graduated elementary > school), to her doctor...and after the doctor told her neighbor what was > going on, my wife asked her "Did you understand that??". When she replied > "No", my wife growled "Ok, Doc, I understood it, but she didn't it. Would > you mind saying it again in layman's terms??". Right -- the doctor's job is to inform the patient directly! Unlessd the doc was paying your wife to translate. . Guy went to see his doc & after a 3-hour exam & tests, said, "Give it to me straight, dc, what's wrong with me? & don't use fancy civilian terms -- tell it to me straight." Doc: "You're darn lazy!" Man: "Perfect; now give it to me in medical terms so I can tell my wife!" I thought about that one for year, finaly coming up with the medical term: MD(H)D (Motivational Deficit Disorder (with Hypoactivity)) Yyjhere was this duburban dad trying to put together a big outdoor toy for his son, but he could't decipher the instructions, even with the hand-drawn pictures of mutant dinosaurs that were intended to make it easier. His old (88yo) neighbour, possibly Wilson, says he can help. Gratefuly, the tyoung dad accepts. Wilson comes over & hasd it put togeher & working in 5 minutes. Dad asksd how; Wilson says, "Never learned how to read, so had to learn to think for myself instead." > GP> I then realized I had a lot of power, even with no medical degree. . .. > Mine are Fahrenheint, Celsius, and Kelvin, below the numeric goose egg... > 3 degrees below zero. Yup: X-X*1 ------------ PhD, MA, BSc > GP> Nurse: Hi patient, I’m nurse > Never mind taking a turn for the nurse. They frown on that, in spite of what Penthouse Letters might have said. I flirted, though, & had my fun. . . Got my main nurse one day; I went uyp tothe desk to tell her "Latetly everything I eat goes straight to my stomach." She heads to the doctor booking clipboard & starts writing; I ask her what she's doing (making you an appt to see the doctor.) why? She repeats what I said & I repeat it back slowly, until she got it & growled & grinned. To my wife I can speak of a problem of post-somnolent tumescence; she's trained in medical terminology & would understand completely & tell me good luck with it. . , Your friend, <+]:{)} Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM --- SBBSecho 3.14-Linux * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757.2) .