Subj : Re: The Chili Judge
To   : Daryl Stout
From : George Pope
Date : Sun May 16 2021 10:33:08

 >  > 1) You Can't Beat Our Meat.
 >  > 2) I Like My Butt Rubbed, And My Pork Pulled.

 >  GP> What a conkydink, so do I!

 >   And, having it done by a member of the opposite sex helps, too.
 > Remember, dirty old Sysops need love, too. ;)

You didn't need to specify your preference; I assumed. . .

Now it just sounds like you weren't always too sure. . .

  >   My late wife said DIET is a 4 letter excuse to cheat...or an acronym 
for
 > Did I Eat That?? <G>

She's not wrong.  Technically a weight-loss diet is just ONE tyope of diet --
a weight-gain diet is also, technically, a diet.

  >   My brother can eat mangoes, but he breaks out in a rash if he touches
 > the outer skin.

Contact allergy -- my son has that for blueberries -- he loves them, can(&
will) eat them just fine. . .

 >  GP> After careful consideration, I’ve decided to go on an entirely
 >  GP> vegetarian based diet.
 >  GP> I will now only eat animals that are herbivores.

 >   How do you eat one of God's Creatures?? In a sandwich. :P

Lkke the Saskatchewan billboard:

"There's room for all God's creatures. . 
.. . RIGHT NEXT TO THE MASHED POTATOES!"


 >  GP> My wife says I'm on a seafood diet....
 >  GP> When I see food, I eat it!

 >   Mine is the light version...when it gets light, and I see food, I eat 
it.

Don't forget the 'A' Food Diet: you eat howevermuch you want, bt only of 
foods beginning with the letter 'A':

Apples
Avocados
Artichokes
A pie
A cake
A dozen cookies
....

 
 >   Quite so. I prefer the Mounds, but don't care for Almond Joy...does that
 > mean I'm not nuts??

That jingle couplet is still in my brain from the '70s. . . :P 

Joy to the world...
Jot to the fishes in the deep blue sea. . .
Joy to you & me. . .

Q: How do you measure the speed of joy?...
A: In smiles per hour!

You might think you're a very kind person, but German children are kinder.

Q: In the movie Inside Out, what is Joy’s blood type?
A: B+

A woman goes up to her boyfriend and says "honey, I have some bad news for
you. I'm pregnant". He looks her with tears of joy and pride in his eyes and
says ...
"Hi pregnant, I'm dad"

One of the joys of parenthood is to snuggle into your child’s bed during a
thunderstorm to make sure they’re not scared.
But my daughter and her husband insist they can manage on their own.

Your friend,

<+]:{)}
Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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