Subj : Re: Need A Co-Sysop??
To   : Daryl Stout
From : George Pope
Date : Sun May 16 2021 10:12:51

 >   I have a bulletin on the BBS for those who might be thinking that being
 > a Sysop is all glory. It'd be nice if it was that way.

.... "it's only a hobby, only a hobby, only a hobby, only a hobby..." right?

 >  GP> Rhonda knows me. It's the third call and the third appeasement 
engineer
 >  GP> this year. You'd think they'd learn.

 >   My favorite was the one where the high school kids wants access to "the
 > adult file area" for a high school sex education project". My response??
 > Nice try. <G>

My high school librarian volmntarily gave me the key to the Forbidden Books
Room, which held all the books publishers sent to him, thatt he school board
didn't allow  (like a full colour full detail French set of encyclopedias
about sex -- picture an illustrated(photos, not just drawings) Kama Sutra, 
but more detailed. Also a college level botany textbook course on how to grow
marijuana (back when it was illegal up here, too) with the highest THC, &
various crude humour books (I liked them best, as a 13yo overeducated punk-
wannabe)

We have our punny topic for today:

I couldn't get a reservation at the library.
They were completely booked.

Q: How does Santa keep his library organized?
A: Bookish elves

I asked the librarian if the library had any books about paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you..."

A man walks into the library and asks, "Do you have any books on poor
eyesight."
"NO, We don't!!!" replies the barman.

There is a sign outside my local library that says 'Watch for Cars'
Its a pretty good deal

Q: Why is it a good idea to put more books in prison libraries?
A: Because the prose outweigh the cons.

Q: How do you find the right book in a library that was caught in a flood?
A: Using the mildewey decimal system!

A man goes into a library and asks for a book about Pavlov's dogs and
Schrodinger's cat.
The librarian says, "It rings a bell, but I don't know whether it's there or
not."

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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