Subj : Re: Nothing To Sneeze At To : George Pope From : Daryl Stout Date : Tue Apr 06 2021 16:58:00 George, GP> Our phase 2 was 70+ &/or those with chronic health conditions; I GP> qualify, but am still waiting, as is allowed currently. They'll even GP> do a housecall for me! That's what Arkansas did for us...but when they lowered the age, I decided to go for it. GP> For the women who feel obliged todo the stereotype I tell them: men GP> have ages; women just have birthdays. Not a bad way to look at it. GP> We give 'birth' to a jaggewd rock(dead, not even pretty, just a pointy GP> ships' wheel) If you have more than one, you name them "Sly And The Family Stone". > I saw a tagline that noted "Seen On A Baby Stroller: Poo-Poo Happens". GP> Fair version or my goto: "feces occurs." I said that at work years ago, and this woman I was working with (she had just lost her first husband to colon cancer, but we were great friends), looked at me like "WTH??". I translated it, and she busted out laughing; saying "I'm going to tell my sister!!". The next morning, I asked her if she told her sister, she busted out laughing, and said "Yep"...then I asked "Same Reaction??", and she said "Yep". She resigned to go work elsewhere long before I left. I have no idea what happened to her. GP> Haven't seen it, but I like it already; I love when advertisers have GP> the balls to do an edgy-esque pun! I don't know if there's a TV commercial, but it runs on the IHeartRadio stations. GP> But most often we gravitate towards closing both seat & lid aftyer GP> every use, so both must lift & both must lower -- fair & looks better, GP> & when kids happen or visit, it's child-proofed. It's no fun sitting in the water. :P GP> I, when I was 6, sat without looking, & got a cold wet tush! See what I mean?? > Balanced Diet...in the belly, and in the buttocks. GP> My doctor told me to watch my weight, so I've put it right out front GP> where I can watch it easier! I watch what I eat...from the plate to the mouth. GP> Doc told my wife to watcghher weight, she replied, "Why, does it do GP> tricks?" Really. GP> Well, time to put in some ObHumour to keep this thread on topic for GP> everyone else. GP> echos (the other was purely G-rated (grade 4 level language/situations GP> only, & he'd kick you out for even a HINT of an infraction! The kids are hearing far more than G-rated in elementary school now. GP> I really ought to start losing weight... GP> But, I've got too much on my plate at the moment. There you go!! GP> We Tried Getting Americans to Start Measuring Weight in Kilograms GP> Instead of Pounds GP> But they were very cagey about it. Why would you want to kill a gram?? GP> You should avoid beef when trying to lose weight GP> Too many cowlories. GP> [I was amazed at how many kcal beef has!] Diet water has half the calories of regular water. GP> "Your 'p' was silent." Wow. GP> back to the weight loss stuff: GP> I started going to the gym in my tuxedo, everything went well except GP> the weight lifting... GP> Is not my strong suit. At times, I have to poke holes in my belt to keep my pants from falling off. The suspenders kept snapping off. GP> What do you call an over weight psychic? GP> A four chin teller One for each point of the compass. GP> I thought that taking the shell off of my racing snail would save GP> weight and make it more streamlined so it would be faster.... GP> But it just made it more sluggish...... Only if you salted the contestant. GP> My mother's sister can carry 50 times her own weight GP> She's truly my aunt That is a true pun. GP> I’ve been writing a book on weight loss. GP> I hope it will appeal to a wide audience. They'll really be hip to it. GP> How do you get to the weight room at Hogwarts? GP> Through the Dumbell door The blonde had skid marks on her shirt, from getting run over at the intersections. She crawled across, because the sign said DON'T WALK. Daryl .... A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter. === MultiMail/Win v0.52 --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32 * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33) .