Subj : Re: Eat What You Like
To   : Daryl Stout
From : George Pope
Date : Tue Apr 06 2021 08:36:50

 >  GP> I had a 'high speed' 300baud external modem (once sold as the sysop's
 >  GP> choice, years before I discovered computing); I had it when win98 was
 >  GP> current & I did use it to log on to the internet once!

 >   We thought we were smokin' with 14.4!!

I got a 16,000baud "Turbo" modem.  Most dialup DOS boards it was fine; most
giving me 14.4 speed, but some read their connect strings left to right &
connected me at 1.6!(matching 1600 then connecting) (oyyy!); most of those
sysops edited it so I got true 16K connects.

 >  GP> I like that on occasion, but not during covid. . .

 >   While they've relaxed the mask mandate in Arkansas, it's basically now
 > the diner's choice to have it on until their food and drink arrive. I keep
 > mine on...and may do so after the second COVID-19 shot.

Here it is requested you keep your mask on until food & drink arrive, or at
least until you're seated at your booth(if a booth)

I wear my mask asa a rule, but I lower it when in bwetween destinations & no
people about. . . & enjoy the cool fresh air hitting my face, drying the 
sweat from my last indoor time.

 >  GP> Now, if extra funds, after paying bills & filling cupboards & 
freezer,
 >  GP> I might treat the family to something good from Uber Eats (A&W,
 >  GP> NYFries, & Freshii are our faves); I'm bored of pizza.

 >   Uber wants me to order stuff, but right now, I have plenty of food here,
 > and what they're offering, didn't appeal to me.

Use the "Search" function on the app to see all they have (first categories,
then each category has a list of restaurants(some crosslap)

I like "American" or "Healthy" for a good selection; not much overlap in 
those two, for some reason. . .

They now deliver groceries, too.

 >  GP> When I had guests, I'd ask them if I was allowed to smoke" (freaked a
 >  GP> lot out!)

 >   I'd say so. But, I can't be in a smoke filled room, or I have trouble
 > breathing, or think I'm getting cancer of the eyeballs.

Then for your visits, I would've opened the window & stop smoking an hour
before you came.

 >  GP> My church(Mennonites) was rabidly anti-smoking(think Baptists), yet
 >  GP> offered to pay for The Nicotine Patch system (way out of my
 >  GP> affordability, at $60 a set every 2 weeks)

 >   The B.C. comic strip years ago, noted "If you roll the patch too tight,
 > it doesn't light". :P

I've used that line,  with no idea where it originated. . .

 >  GP> But trying to focus on my job as a man of God(unordained at this 
point)
 >  GP> did the trick, with the Spirit guiding me when & as needed. . .

 >   I never picked up the vices of smoking or drinking.

Good. I don't consider them to be "vices"; they CAN be, if mis-used.

My philosophy is "moderation in all things"; as a former tobacco addict, my
moderation level is zero.

For alcohol, it's about 2-4ml/week on average.

 >  GP> Doctor to patient do you smoke?
 >  GP> Patient: yes.
 >  GP> Doctor: marijuana, cigarettes, cigars, Vapes?
 >  GP> Patient: mostly brisket, and pork.

 >   Works for me. Again, I've got to go eat...you're making me hungry.

Food is good!

One quickie snack I like is I put 2 eggs into a ramiken, beat them into
homgenized liquid, mix in 1tsp of habanero sauce & a few quartered mushrooms 
& some 1cc cheese cubes.  Then 2m10s in the microwave(Baby Chernobyl) & put 
it bwtwen two pieces of toast (thin smear of Miracle Whip on eah toast
optional -- usually )omitted for time.

Quick, healthy,. tasty -- just what I love -- McDonalds offers those same 3
quyalities for all their menu items, but you can only get 2 in any one item 
in any fast food chain. . .

It's, essentially, a quickie (not quiche) omelet. . .

Omelets:

My brother-in-law taught his offspring a seasoning that is an excellent
addition to omelets and egg strata...
It was good father-son-thyme.

Eulogy of an egg
He died last fry day. Thank God he wasn't beaten. Don't worry, he went over
easy. He's now on the sunny side. He's definitely in a better plate.

An egg breakup is hard, but after that..
It’s over easy

I hope you found these puns to be an eggselent use of the ObJoke tradition. .
..

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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