Subj : Re: makes no cents
To   : Daryl Stout
From : George Pope
Date : Tue Apr 06 2021 08:21:17

 > George,

 >  GP> Now for some ObJokes to keep this thread on topic:

 >  GP> I needed a place to keep my USDA inspected chicken strip
 >  GP> So I bought a wallet

 >  GP> Now my legal tender is safe

 >   There is an organization that uses the same USDA acronym,
 > but it stands for United Square Dancers of America. :)

Either way, the backwoods bars have them stripping while dancing. . .


 >  GP> Q: What kind of currency do astronauts use?
 >  GP> A: Starbucks  #sorrynotsorry

 >   Put that in your Java and drink it. <G>

I try to avoid Staryucks, except for their pumpkin spice frappe in fall, if
the medium is still near $5. . .

 >  GP> Superman lost all of his money in one evening on a digital currency
 >  GP> scheme It was his crypto night.

 >   That's what he gets for going down Lois' Lane. <G>

So long as it was consensual. . .

I wonder if he did rang Lana's dana ding dong?

 > ... If the bathtub leaks, does the bathroom sink??

You might be in over your head here. . .

Q: Why did the Amazon package wake up in a bathtub full of ice?
A: Because it was de-livered.

When you buy a bigger bathtub....
......you have more bath room, but less bathroom.

Buckets are pathetic compared to bathtubs
In fact they pail in comparison

Swimming pools are just chlorified bathtubs....
It might not quite work out in english, but it got stuck in my head - 
chlorine being used in pools, which are glorified bathtubs....

I dropped my phone in the bathtub.
Now it's syncing.

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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