Subj : Metric Dozen
To   : All
From : George Pope
Date : Tue Mar 30 2021 12:08:08

Welcome to another edition of the Metric Dozen Punnies & Funnies.

Please do comment as to which you loved & which you hated. . . 

Also, at any time, let me know if you're done with receiving these. Becaue
you're a mate, I won't even charge you my usual $19.00 cancelation fee! ;) 

-= 1 =-
I have bad news and good news. My parrot died from obresity yesterday.
However, there is some good news.

It’s a lot of weight off my shoulders.
-= 2 =-
Well I got some bad news for y’all
2022 is gonna be as bad as 2020 because 2022 is 2020 too

-= 3 =-
I don't like the term 'Anal Bleaching'.

I prefer to call it 'changing my ringtone'.

-= 4 =-
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine …

Clearly hasn’t tried curing diarrhea with a tickle fight.

-= 5 =-
I've woken up nearly 20,000 times and I'm still not used to it.

-= 6 =-
A vegan friend's status said if we had to kill our own food, we wouldn't eat
meat. I think if he had to build his own computer he'd wouldn't whine on
Facebook.

-= 7 =-
Buy your Vegan friend a Venus Flytrap to show them how even plants think
they’re wrong.

-= 8 =-
I went to a vegan restaurant once. Wait, no, that was just a florist.

-= 9 =-
Q: What's the best way to quit being vegan?
A: Cold turkey.

-= 10 =-
Ignore this, I'm in a pub and I'm the only one sat alone and people are
looking at me like I'm some sort of weird loner, so just writing this to make
it look like I have a friend to text

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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