Subj : Re: Funny Exam Failures
To   : Daryl Stout
From : August Abolins
Date : Wed Mar 24 2021 10:02:02

THESE are all wonderful.  It is the teachers that should get the FAIL for
constructing the questions so open to interpretation. 


 > STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM

 > I would have given him 100%! Each answer is absolutely grammatically
 > correct, and funny too. The teacher had no sense of humor. :)

 > Q1.. In which battle did Napoleon die?
 > * his last battle

 > Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
 > * at the bottom of the page

 > Q3.. River Ravi flows in which state?
 > * liquid

 > Q4.. What is the main reason for divorce?
 > * marriage

 > Q5.. What is the main reason for failure?
 > * exams

 > Q6.. What can you never eat for breakfast?
 > * Lunch & dinner

 > Q7.. What looks like half an apple?
 > * The other half

 > Q8.. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
 > * Wet

 > Q9.. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
 > * No problem, he sleeps at night.

 > Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
 > * You will never find an elephant that has one hand.

 > Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four
 > apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
 > * Very large hands

 > Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would
 > it take four men to build it?
 > *No time at all, the wall is already built.

 > Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
 > *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
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