Subj : Re: Eat What You Like
To   : Daryl Stout
From : George Pope
Date : Wed Mar 24 2021 07:39:10

 > (a) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than 
the
 > British or Americans.

 > (b) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer
 > heart attacks than the British or Americans.

 > (c) The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
 > than the British or Americans.

 > (d) The Italians drink lots of red wine and also suffer fewer heart 
attacks
 > than the British or Americans.

 > Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills
 > you.

 > Received from Pastor Tim.
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Here's one back, for you & Pastor Tim:

An 85 year old couple is going on holiday, when they suddenly die in a plane
crash...
Long
They had been married for 60 years, and kept in good health due to their
healthy diet and regular exercise.

When they reached heaven, St. Peter took them to their mansion, decked out
with a fully stocked kitchen, master bath suite, and their very own jacuzzi.
As his wife 'oohed' and 'aahed' at their new possessions, the old man asked
Peter how much all of this was going to cost. "It's all free," Peter replied.
"We are in heaven, after all."

Next they surveyed the lush championship golf course behind their home, where
they were entitled to play everyday.

Of course, all the old man wanted to know, was: "How much are the green 
fees?"

"It's free!" came the reply.

Next, they went to the club house, and saw the lavish buffet on offer, with
all of the world's different cuisines on offer, every meal cooked to
perfection.

"How much do we have to pay for two?" asked the old man.

"Don't you understand, yet?!" Peter replied, exasperated. "It's all free,
you're in heaven!"

"Well, where are the low fat and cholesterol tables then? The food won't have
too many calories, will it?" the old man asked, looking quite worried.

"That's the best part of heaven," Saint Peter said, excitedly. "You can eat 
as much of whatever you want, and you won't gain a single gram!"

With that, the old man went into a fit of anger, throwing down his hat and
stomping on it wildly. His wife and Peter tried to calm him down, asking what
was wrong.

The old man looked at his wife. "This is all your fault!" he screamed! "If it
weren't for you and your blasted bran muffins, I could have been here ten
years ago!"

Your friend,

<+]:{)}
Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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