Subj : Punny Words
To   : All
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Wed Oct 18 2017 00:04:21

OLD WORDS WITH NEW MEANINGS
 
Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray'-ter\ : A cook that leaves Arby's to work at
McDonald's
 
Avoidable \uh-voy'-duh-buhl' \ : What a bullfighter tries to do
 
Baloney \buh-lo'-nee' \ : Where some hemlines fall
 
Bernadette \burn'-a-det' \ : The act of torching a mortgage
 
Burglarize \bur'-gler-ize' \ : What a crook sees with
 
Control \kon'-trol\ : A short, ugly inmate
 
Counterfeiters \kown'-ter-fit'-ers\ :  Workers who put together kitchen
cabinets
 
Eclipse \ee-klips' \ : What a Cockney barber does for a living
 
Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\ : A clumsy ophthalmologist
 
Heroes \hee-rhos' \ : What a guy in a boat does
 
Left Bank \left' bangk' \ : What the robber did when his bag was full of
loot
 
Misty \mis-tee' \ : How golfers create divots
 
Paradox \par'-u-doks' \ : Two physicians
 
Parasites \par'-ih-sites' \: What you see from the top of the EiffelTower
 
Pharmacist \farm'-uh-sist \ : A helper on the farm
 
Polarize \po'-lur-ize' \ : What penguins see with
 
Primate \pri'-mate' \ : Removing your spouse from in front of the TV
 
Relief \ree-leef' \ : What trees do in the spring
 
Selfish \sel'-fish' \ : What the owner of a seafood store does
 
Subdued \sub-dood' \ : Like, a guy who, like, works on one of those,
like, submarines, man
 
Sudafed \sood'-a-fed' \ : Brought litigation against a government
official
 

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