Subj : Top 10 Caddy Comments
To   : All
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Sat Mar 13 2021 00:05:20

List of Top 10 Caddy Comments: 
 
#10 - Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." 
      Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?" 
 
#9 - Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course." 
     Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth." 
 
#8 - Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?" 
     Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now." 
 
#7 - Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?" 
     Caddy: "Eventually." 
 
#6 - Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world." 
     Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence." 
 
#5 - Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much
              of a distraction." 
     Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass." 
 
#4 - Golfer: "How do you like my game?" 
     Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf." 
 
#3 - Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?" 
     Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day." 
 
#2 - Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on." 
     Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago." 
 
.. . And the #1 best caddy comment: 
 
   Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old." 
   Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir." 
  
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