Subj : Re: Computer Failure Haik To : Daryl Stout From : George Pope Date : Wed Feb 10 2021 07:54:28 > George, > GP> This would've been in the early to mid 1990s. > Your name sounds very familiar. How many international dial-up callers have you HAD?! If you Google it, you can find some of our old conversations. . . > GP> Can you order from Amazon & have stuff you need delivered? We do a lot > GP> of that now, using up our various covid relief cheques. > Not the way folks steal stuff out of my mailbox and off my front porch. > Plus, I have chiropractic appointments at midday, and ham radio traffic > nets in the evenings. So, I can't wait forever for these jokers to show up. We have the same issue -- porch pirates. My wife watches her statuses like a hawk & is ware before delivery t hat it's due & the second they claim delivery complete, & we grab it off the ramp. > I can order groceries from Kroger, and have prescriptions delivered from > my pharmacy, but that adds delivery charges to the bill. My pharemacy gives delivery no charge, but asks if I could pick up when possible, as he pays the $10 delivery fee himself. They're nearly next door, so I usually can & do grab it when out for something else. Groceries are a $4 fee from the delivery provider. > > GP> I had my wisdoms out in '91 &, yup, I'm a bleeder, too -- gross as > > GP> anything, as it keeps gushing coppery mouthfuls > The diet of scrambled eggs, mashed potatoes, and ice cream, got old fast. > I can gum stuff now, if needed...but I prefer to graze. As promised by my dentist, my extraction holes have toughened up & I can chew with them just fine. > GP> in child birth the passage is designed to do this & will dilate some. > GP> (the placement of the G-Spot does a lot to help this), & at the end you > GP> get a eautiful human baby. > And, unlike the female cervix, the male penis and urethra cannot dialate. I can directly & recently verify. > GP> For me, with stones, it's a jagged rock tearing its way through a > GP> hair-sized tube with no built-i flexibility. At the end I get a spiky > GP> chunk of rock. > It looks like a pebble I've seen on the ground. More like a rotary saw blade, but smaller, with bigger teeth. > GP> It's obviously worse to pass a kidney stone than giving birth to a > GP> baby. Because people always say they want another baby but no one's > GP> ever said they want another kidney stone. (ok, this one is too true to > GP> be properly considered funny by me & other victims of kidney stones) > As the tagline notes, "if men could get pregnant, abortion would be a > sacrament". If men could get pregnant, that means they'd have a womb & they do: womb-men. > GP> Q: What happens when a kidney smokes weed? > GP> A: It gets kidney stoned. > If you have several, you can name them "Sly And The Family Stone". That's a concert I don't care to experience again! Nothing sly about these little *******s! I think we've milked renal calculi as far as it'll go, so topic change for the ObPuns: When we were leaving the maternity ward the baby pooped himself and the wife said to go in and change him. So I went inside, put him down, took one of the clean babies, and left. -=- Due to the Coronavirus, there is a huge shortage of maternity ward staff. It’s a midwife crisis. -=- Nurses in the maternity ward don’t want babies to be in shock by the temperature change when they’re born. So they make sure it’s set at womb temperature. -=- When an Amazon employee takes maternity leave, are they out for delivery? (double relevance to the post! *LOL*) -=- At the maternity hospital, a doctor handed the husband the baby and said "I'm sorry, but your wife didn't make it." The husband handed the baby back and said "well then, give me the one my wife did make!" aaaand. . . .FIN. Your friend, <+]:{)} Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM --- SBBSecho 3.12-Linux * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757.2) .