Subj : Re: Marriage Issues
To   : George Pope
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Mon Feb 08 2021 16:25:00

George,

 GP> Shows to go ya how silly the Pepsi Taste Test was.

  When they were doing the Pepsi Challenge at the local college 40 years ago,
they HATED to see me coming. Even if they gave me crackers between samples,
I would ALWAYS pick Coca-Cola...because I could tell by the sweetness that
the one that had more of it, was Pepsi.

 GP> Coke always had noticeably more facings (how many cans or bottles you
 GP> can see at the frot of their space.) than Pepsi (still does)

  One of the paint schemes on the Amtrak locomotives got them the name 
"Pepsi Cans".

 GP> I was hit by some coca cola today...
 GP> ...it didn't hurt because it was a soft drink.

  If it had been draft beer, you could've dodged it.

 GP> Q: What's a pirates favorite cola?
 GP> A: RC!

  I haven't seen that or Nehi around in ages...I particularly liked their
peach soda.

 GP> TIL that cola syrup is made by squeezing a kola nut.
 GP> That was soda pressing.

  And messy, too.

 GP> Hey Google! Translate “¿Como estas frijole Coca Cola?” into English.
 GP> Google: Ok... But you’re not gonna like it...

  Some help you are!!

 GP> Did you hear about the ghost that was arrested for inhabiting a bottle
 GP> of cola?
 GP> He was done for possession of coke.

  That's scary.

 GP> A guy came into the bar to order a glass of Coca-Cola's first diet
 GP> drink, saying to put it on his bill.
 GP> He had a Tab.

  I hear that stuff is nasty.

 GP> I heard coca-cola and bud light are working together on a new drink.
 GP> It's quite the ambitious colabeeration

  I'll say. 

 GP> A coca cola candy cane... it's a Cocane

  Coca-Cola originally had cocaine in it.

 GP> A bear walks into a bar and says "Give me a whiskey and... cola."
 GP> Bartender: "Why the big pause?" Bear: "I‘m not sure... I was born with
 GP> them."

  It took me a minute to finger that one out.

 GP> Q: What does Diet Coke call Coca Cola after adoption?
 GP> A: Soda Pop

  Basically.

 GP> Q: What state is home to the smallest Coca Cola factory?
 GP> A: Mini-Soda

  And, you can get deals in Pensa-Cola.

 GP> Spent all day rinsing several palates of damaged Coca-Cola cans at the
 GP> food bank today. The stuff at the bottom was ... gross. At home mom
 GP> asked what we did.
 GP> We sorted sorta sordid sodas.

  Say that 5 times fast.

 GP> Q: Is the President of Coca-cola a Coke Head ?
 GP> a) Yes b) Of course, c) HELL yes!  d) Decline to answer

  None of the above??

Daryl

.... I'm an objective person -- I object to everything.
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