Subj : Re: Physician magazine
To   : George Pope
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Mon Feb 08 2021 16:20:00

George,

 GP> Q: What do Taco Bell and your period have in common?
 GP> A: They are both great, even late!

  Some may disagree with you on that.

 GP> Q: Why is Taco Bell removing the trans-fat from their menu?
 GP> A: Because they want the Chalupa to pad your ass without clogging your
 GP> arteries!

  Never mind Weapons of MyAss Destruction.

 GP> Q: How did Taco Bell repudiate claims that their chickens are abused
 GP> and tortured?
 GP> A: Our chickens are not abused and Waterboarding is not torture!

  Yeah, really.

 GP> Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
 GP> A: Because there was a Taco Bell on the other side.

  No, they did it to get more eggs from the grocery store, so their
owner wouldn't think they had gone into "henopause".

 GP> Q: Why doesn't Taco Bell have a playground?
 GP> A: Because its hard to have fun when you might shit in your pants.

  I saw one meme where they were replacing dining room seats with 
toilets and related seats.

 GP> Q: Why is Taco Bell debuting their $2 combo meal in San Diego?
 GP> A: Because it comes with bus ticket to Tijuana!

  Have a Tex-Mex emergency?? Dial Nine Juan Juan.

 GP> Q: What did the stoner say when he had the best time of his life?
 GP> A: Taco about a good time.

  Sounds like Cheech and Chong.

 GP> Q: What do you do after placing an order at Taco Bell?
 GP> A: Look the cashier dead in the eyes and say "Remember, we never had
 GP> this conversation"

  Or you become a crop duster...where you fart, and the stink follows
you around.

 GP> Taco Bell has begun a controversial ad campaign launching the
 GP> Drive-Thru Diet, which claims that their food can help people lose
 GP> weight. In a related story, ultra light cigarettes give people clean
 GP> lungs.

  Yeah, right.

 GP> Save a bun, eat a taco.

  You might lose your buns if you eat too many.

 GP> "I hate tacos" said no Juan ever.

  That's true...except maybe Juan Valdez.

 GP> There was a taco and some nachos. The nacho was sad so the taco said
 GP> wanna taco about it and the nachos said nacho business.

  Pretty much.

Daryl

.... Dishnostic - Thoroughly cleaning each dish before using dishwasher.
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