Subj : Re: Physician magazine
To   : Daryl Stout
From : George Pope
Date : Mon Feb 08 2021 06:10:31

 >  >   If one rolls the nicotine patch too tight, it won't light.

 >  GP> Stop telling lies.  They will, too, & burn longer, too. . .

 >   That came from a B.C. comic strip years ago.

Doesn't seem to be in BC's range. . . Although I haven'tread it in years.

 >  >   There goes my appetite...maybe it needs to go with blue grass. :P

 >  GP> Blue grass, but not the brown acid. . .

 >   Never mind it burns, burns, burns...the ring of fire.

We're talking drugs & you bring up Taco Bell? NM, got it. ;) 

Q: What do Taco Bell and your period have in common? 
A: They are both great, even late! 

Q: Why is Taco Bell removing the trans-fat from their menu? 
A: Because they want the Chalupa to pad your ass without clogging your
arteries!

Q: How did Taco Bell repudiate claims that their chickens are abused and
tortured? 
A: Our chickens are not abused and Waterboarding is not torture! 

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road? 
A: Because there was a Taco Bell on the other side. 

Q: Why doesn't Taco Bell have a playground? 
A: Because its hard to have fun when you might shit in your pants. 

Q: Why is Taco Bell debuting their $2 combo meal in San Diego? 
A: Because it comes with bus ticket to Tijuana! 

Q: What did the stoner say when he had the best time of his life? 
A: Taco about a good time. 

Q: What do you do after placing an order at Taco Bell? 
A: Look the cashier dead in the eyes and say "Remember, we never had this
conversation" 

Taco Bell has begun a controversial ad campaign launching the Drive-Thru 
Diet, which claims that their food can help people lose weight. In a related
story, ultra light cigarettes give people clean lungs. 

Save a bun, eat a taco. 

"I hate tacos" said no Juan ever. 

There was a taco and some nachos. The nacho was sad so the taco said wanna
taco about it and the nachos said nacho business.

source:
http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/corporatejokes/tacobelljokes.html

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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