Subj : Re: Marriage Issues
To   : Daryl Stout
From : George Pope
Date : Mon Feb 08 2021 05:51:23

 > George,

 >  GP> 'Of course. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much to
 >  GP> big for me to hold while I'm getting ready for action.
 >  GP> Ma'am...ma'am...good God, she's fainted!'
 >   
 >   Smile!! You're on Candid Camera!! <G>

That was the lat of the funny hidden camera shows!

I loved it!

My fave was when Funt pouired the exact same cola into two glasses, & gave 
the taste challenge test.

EVERY person could define the differences between the two samples & expressed
a preference.  Some for Cola A, some for Cola B.

Shows to go ya how silly the Pepsi Taste Test was.

Cosby did a Coke ad; he was in a tree with binculars, says, "I'm in here
spying on the Pepsi Taste Challenge." then, "AHA! She chose Coke! That's one
you won't see in their commercials. The truth is, Coke outsells Pepsi 3 to 
1."

My only thought to all these Cola Wars ads was that I don't care who else
drinks what; I drink the one I like best.  A simple check in any store or gas
station selling both toldme everuything I needed t know about sales rates.

Coke always had noticeably more facings (how many cans or bottles you can see
at the frot of their space.) than Pepsi (still does)

Well, I'd best be adding in some funny content to stay on topic:

Obpuns:

On a  theme:

I was hit by some coca cola today...
....it didn't hurt because it was a soft drink.

Q: What's a pirates favorite cola?
A: RC!

TIL that cola syrup is made by squeezing a kola nut.
That was soda pressing.

Hey Google! Translate “¿Como estas frijole Coca Cola?” into English.
Google: Ok... But you’re not gonna like it...

“Howya bean pop?”

Did you hear about the ghost that was arrested for inhabiting a bottle of
cola?
He was done for possession of coke.

A guy came into the bar to order a glass of Coca-Cola's first diet drink,
saying to put it on his bill.
He had a Tab.

I heard coca-cola and bud light are working together on a new drink.
It's quite the ambitious colabeeration

A coca cola candy cane... it's a Cocane

A bear walks into a bar and says „Give me a whiskey and... cola.“
Bartender: „Why the big pause?“ Bear: „I‘m not sure... I was born with them.“

Q: What does Diet Coke call Coca Cola after adoption?
A: Soda Pop

Q: What state is home to the smallest Coca Cola factory?
A: Mini-Soda

Spent all day rinsing several palates of damaged Coca-Cola cans at the food
bank today. The stuff at the bottom was ... gross. At home mom asked what we
did.
We sorted sorta sordid sodas.

Q: Is the President of Coca-cola a Coke Head ?
a) Yes b) Of course, c) HELL yes!  d) Decline to answer


Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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