Subj : Re: Pet Peeves? To : Alan Ianson From : George Pope Date : Mon Feb 08 2021 05:40:21 > Re: Re: Pet Peeves? > By: George Pope to Alan Ianson on Tue Feb 02 2021 08:59 am > GP> He ran 30+ echoes (bored old-timer with cancer was the rumour) > GP> We had a vote for the LORD game echo & he won by 8 votes. > GP> We had a vote for the LORD game echo & he won by 8 votes. > Well, the LORD echo is in the same situation as this one. It's listed in > backbone.na but it's not listed in the elist anymore.. so.. What does this mean, & what would be my responisibilities to have it listed? Also, how to add a new echo? > GP> Let me get myself sorted first, with my own node & QWK schedule working > GP> first & I'll know to get back to you. . . :) > You know where to find me.. ;) I seem to have this figured out! ;) Thank you, sir! & now I'd best include some funny content; don't want to break the rule I created! :D How about some sysop taglines to add to your files? * I am Sysop * Hear me ROAR! * I shot the sysop *, but I didn't shoot the moderator * I shot the SYSOP, but I should have shot the moderator* * Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be Sysop's * * We'll have fun fun fun till the sysop takes the Echo away... * *We'll have fun,fun,fun,til the sysop takes the echo away <<<<< Thanks, Sysops >>>>> Blondes AND women AND nurses can be sysops, too! SWF, blonde bombshell, seeks man now. No SYSOPs. SYSOP Here, You have 30 seconds! ! Origin: I thought NODE was what a Sysop was aware of... (1:130/85.2) "A fool and his money, will soon become a Sysop" "Any Sysops here?" <> "Any more?" "Bother!" said Pooh, and twitted his Sysop. "Bother!" said Pooh, as his account was deleted by the Sysop. "Bother!" said Pooh, as his Sysop locked him out of the system. "Bother!" said Pooh, as the sysop locked him out of the system "Bother" said Pooh as the sysop locked him out of the system "Bother," said Pooh, and twitted the SYSOP. "Bother," said Pooh, as his account was deleted by the Sysop. "But my sysop doesn't carry the cow-tipping conference!" "Configuration is irrelevant." Borg Sysop "Frankly my dear, I don't give a download!" - Rhett Sysop "Hey, Rocky! Watch me pull a SysOp outta my hat!" "I shot the Sysop, but I did not shoot the Moderator." "I'b got bouthwash up by dose!" Unknown Sysop. "I'm not a sysop; I just play one on the echoes." "Moderator.. Kinda like a Sysop, only more arrogant." "New users always find the glitch." - 1st Law of Sysops "SysOp not available. This is an OFF-LINE mail reader, dummy!" "Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Sysop" - John Le Carrier "Tip of the hat to our beloved sysop." - Mycroft "ZIP ads are lame Lame LAME!" - Far Out - Sysop of RSC #define sysop GOD #define reality NULL $$$ Please ask your SYSOP to register this message $$$ (add to POSTLINK.CFG) ANNOY-SYSOP = Y ))))) TAKE A MINUTE TO THANK YOUR SYSOP ((((( * TrekTag:Picard is the Sysop, Data the System, and Wesley's the top D/L **** Support your local Sysop **** ******- Take a Whole Minute to Thank Your Sysop -****** *ERROR find . Sysop not loaded. *NEWS FLASH* Hard Drive Crash...Sysop Strikes a Director *|~( Have you thanked your SysOp today? +[;-) +[|~( Have you thanked your SysOp today? +[;-) - - FOR SYSOP USE ONLY - Do not write below this line - Chat Mode - SYSOP Here, You have 30 seconds! - FOR SYSOP USE ONLY - Do not write below this line -Chat Mode- SYSOP Here, You have 30 seconds! .............. Wildcat Sysops-cast of thousands! .... "Any Sysops here?" <> "Any more?" .... A fool and his money soon become a sysop! .... Error finding COLD BEER. Sysop not loaded. .... FIDO lie #09 Your sysop doesn't type this all in. .... FIDO lie #18 My sysop enjoys reading all my posts. .... How to fix an unfriendly SysOp: type FORMAT COM1 .... Proceed with caution; SysOp under pressure .... We'll have fun fun fun till the Sysop takes the Echo away. /G To access the SysOp menu! 1024x768x256.... Sounds like one MEAN sysop! 1812: Page your sysop at 3am and learn new words... 4 of 5 Sysops prefer donuts; one prefers men...but he's strange. 4 of 5 Sysops prefer donuts; one prefers women...but she's strange. 4 of 5 Sysops prefer doughnuts. The 5th demands pizza. 4 out of 5 sysops prefer donuts. One likes women, but she's weird. 4 out of 5 SysOps prefer doughnuts. The 5th demands pizza <<<<< Thanks, SYSOPs >>>>> @#%^#& NO CARRIER >... But it was over when the Sysop had a plan >>Run Time Error 485728403 ... SysOp Obviously Crazy<< @TOFIRST@, one of the folks that drive SysOps crazy! A dog leads a SYSOPS life! A female Sysop is a Sysopette! A fool and his money are soon another sysop. A Fool and his money are soon sysops. A fool and his money are SYSOP material A fool and his money soon become a sysop! A fool and his money soon becomes a SysOp. A priest gets defrocked; does a sysop get UNZIPped? A sysop AND a tagline thief. JUST SHOOT ME! A Sysop and his money are soon fools. A Sysop and his money are soon parted. A SysOp and his money are soon.. HEY where's my wallet! A Sysop on RIME tells me to page him anytime! ... Loves it A sysop's favorite educational show - "Connections." A sysop's husband is a lonely one ... A SysOp's Mind is a terrible thing to waste. A Sysop's telephone bill knows no bounds. A sysop's wife is a lonely one ... A tall, warm one for the Sysop, Tarbender. Abandon reason, ye who become Fidonet sysops! Admit nothing, deny everything, blame the Sysop. Adventure. Excitement. A sysop craves not these things. Adventure. Excitement. A sysop craves not these things. After you've said goodbye to sanity say hello to a sysop. Ahh! Come on Mr SysOp, just this one last little feature! All opinions expressed solely my own. Sysop just wishes they were his. All sysops are not user friendly! ALL sysops are scum. All work and no play will make you a SysOp. All you folks do not exist. My sysop types all this stuff in. ALT-H gives you sysop access! Always listen to your Sysop. What he knows, he knows well. Amazon Martian SysOps are the BEST!!!! An upload a day keeps the sysop away. Anencephallic user detected. Convert to sysop? es o Any Sysops here? <> Any more? Applause, pom poms and trumpets for our Sysops and Moderators! Applause, pom-poms & trumpets for our sysops & Moderators Applause, pompoms and trumpets for our sysops and moderat Arrrgghhh! The SysOp is picking on me&)#*@(&#($*^^NO CARRIER As sysop, I *CAN* say, "Computer, end program." Ask YOUR SYSOP about using FIDO NETMAIL! ask your sysop for cat on crossnet! Bad day: Your sysop doesn't know you. Bad or missing sysop BBS = Busted Broke SysOp. Now you know what it *REALLY* means! BBS = Busted, Broke, SysOp (Now You Know !) BBS Hint 45: ALT-H gives you Sysop access! BBS Lingo: FREQ = File Request - available to Sysops. BBS Lingo: SYSOP = System Operator BBS not responding, hit SysOp to continue! BBS Tip #1: Vocabulary lessons at 3:00 am. Page Sysop for details. BBS Tip #45: -- gives you sysop access! BBS Tip #45: ALT-H gives you SysOp access! BBS tip: Pressing Alt-H gives you SysOp status! BBS Tip: ALT-H gives you sysop access. BBS-Busted, Broke Sysop BBS: Busted Broke SysOp. Now you know what it *REALLY* means!! BBS: Standard class zip sysops, PREMIUM Class ARJ Sysops BBS=Busted Broke SysOp. Now you know what it *REALLY* means!! BBSs and SysOps make the world go around! Because I'm the SYSOP that's WHY! Become a sysop and never see the world! Beer Can wHEN tHIS...Notify SYSOP have Sales Aids...UNCH Behead a Sysop for Allah! Being a SysOp is nice but it interferes with me being a wife. Being a SysOp is nice but it interferes with my life. Being a SysOp is nice but it interferes with my WIFE! Bitten by a mutant computer bug, he turned into _SYSOP_! Blondes AND women AND nurses can be sysops, too! Blue Wave mail door not found. Run Sysop out of town? (Y/n) BlueWave mail door not found. Delete sysop? (Y/n) BlueWave mail door not found. Hang sysop? (Y/n) BlueWave mail door not found. Run Sysop out of town? (Y/n) Bother! said Pooh, as his Sysop locked him out of the system. Bother! said Pooh, as the sysop locked him out of the system. Brother! said Pooh, as the sysop locked him out of the system. But I don't HAVE a life. I'm a SysOp! But my sysop doesn't carry the cow-tipping conference! But the sysop says it will overload his message count. But what is life worth if you are not a sysop? C'mon Sysop, I apologized! Don't lock me ou%:(n@ NO CARRIER C:> COFFEE.COM missing SysOp halted C:>COFFEE.CUP missing SysOp Halted C:\COFFEE.CUP missing SysOp Halted Can you teach an old SysOp new tricks? Can't find COLDBEER.CAN, SysOp not loaded. Can't find COLDBEER.CAN: SYSOP.EXE not loaded Cannot access COLDBEER.CAN Sysop not loaded!!! CARRIER Is the Sysop looking? No? Great, now I ca...NO CARRIER Cat + BBS = Paraniod Sysop Caution! SysOp under pressure! Caution! Sensitive SYSOP - DO NOT offend !!!! :-> Caution! SysOp under pressure! CAUTION: SysOp under pressure! Caution: SysOp under pressure! Celtic Management Training for Sysops Change your password! The SysOp's hacked your account!!!. Chat Mode- SYSOP Here, You have 30 seconds! CO-SYSOP - The Invention Factory - NYC Co-sysop wanted: Must have good oral skills COCACOLA.BTL not found! SysOp dying of thirst! COFFEE.COM missing. SysOp halted. COFFEE.COM not found. Sysop asleep. COFFEE.COM not found. Sysop asleep. COFFEE.CUP missing Sysop Halted COLDBEER.CAN not found, Sysop not loaded COLDBEER.CAN not found. SysOp pissed! Common BBS talk: FREQ; File Request - available to sysops Computer missing, notify SysOp! Configuration is irrelevant. - Borg Sysop. Cool! I figured out the Sysop's pass@3[&#%(}^ NO CARRIER Cool! I figured out the Sysop's passwor$>@7& NO CARRIER Cop is my profession. Sysop is my hobby. CoSysop Wanted: Must have good oral skills. CoSysop, Thunderbolt BBS - call for a good time CoSysop, Thunderbolt BBS - SDS, SDN, and more Dammit Jim! I'm a SysOp not a... Ok, I'll get right on it! Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Sysop! Damn door .CFG files. And I thought SysOping was a hobby! Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a SysOp. Danger! Sysop may contain more caffiene than law allows! Darn door .CFG files. And I thought SysOping was a hobby Darn, I thought sysoping was a hobby. Darn. I thought being a sysop was a hobby. Darn. I thought sysoping was a hobby. Darth SysOp: LEEAVE THAAT TO MEE. Darth Sysop: YOU HAVE DOWNLOADED FOR THE LAAST TIIME!@(#*&$^NO CARRIER Death to all SysOps..AAACK!!!...W$%&x NO CARRIER Def: SYSOP: The guy that is laughing at your typing. DEFINE Guts --> Putting the name "SYSOP" in your twit fil Define sysop = God Reality = Null Did you hear about the SysOp who died? -- She had a terminal illness! Discover proper respect for authority! Twit your Sysop. Do your good deed for the day, Bribe a sysop. ;) Doctor, Come quick!!! The Sysop needs a Straitjacket! Does a sysop have to call himself to read his mail? Don't argue with a Moderator, Woman, SysOp, or Cat. You'll lose. Don't blame me, I wrote in the SysOp's name. Don't disturb the Sysop! He's already disturbed enough. Don't look now, but the SYSOP is naked! Don't mind me, I'm just trying to piss-off the SysOp. Don't reply to inappropriate messages left by SysOp. Don't reply to inappropriate messages left by the Sysop. don't reply to inappropriate messages, leave SysOp do it. Don't reply to inappropriate messages, left by SysOp. Don't reply to inappropriate messages, let Sysop do it. Don't reply to inappropriate messages, let the Sysop DO IT. DROp yoUr CArriER or tHE sYSop GEts iT! DUMBSYSOP ERROR - (R)estart Brain, (A)bort, (B)lush<<< DURACELL.BAT - ARCed. SysOp is shocked! Dyslexic Sysop. Indigenous to ainrofilaC. ERROR #0006: Bad or Missing SysOp. "Hey, everybody...FREE files here!" ERROR #06: Bad or missing Sysop - FREE files in all areas Error #1070: Sysop late for work ERROR #34421 TAGLINE MISSING, PLEASE BLAME SYSOP. Error 6: Bad or missing Sysop - FREE files in all areas. Error finding . Sysop not loaded! Error finding COLDBEER.BUD - SYSOP not Loaded! Error finding COLDBEER.CAN Sysop not loaded! Error finding COLDBEER.CAN - Sysop not loaded! Error finding MOLSON.ALE, SysOp late for work Error in Finding COLDBEER.CAN -- Sysop Not Loaded. Error locating COLDBEER.CAN SysOp not loaded! ERROR: Can't find COLDBEER.CAN, Sysop not loaded. ERROR: Error finding . Sysop not loaded! Error: Can not open COLDBEER.CAN:Sysop not loaded Error: COLDBEER.CAN not found! SysOp not loaded! ERROR: finding COLDBEER.CAN Sysop not loaded! ERROR@18294 MODEM NOT FOUND, PLEASE BLAME SYSOP ERROR@34421 TAGLINE MISSING, PLEASE BLAME SYSOP. Ever get the feeling that the Sysop is watching your every move? Ever meet a Sysop who would admit the problem was hers? Ever meet a Sysop who would admit the problem was his? Ever met a sysop who admits the problem was his? Everyone must buy their SYSOP, chocolate. Expand your vocabulary. Page a Sysop at 3:00 A.M. F:\< Error finding COLDBEER.CAN Sysop not loaded! Fact: Picard is the Sysop, Data the System, Wesley top DL'er. Fatal Database Error #10070: bort etry lame sysop. Mail packet not found. Threaten Sysop (Y/y) Main Menu: (L)eech files (B)itch to Sysop (D)rop Carrier. Make Big $$$! Become a SysOp! Make friends ith sysops; page at 3 AM. Make friends with a SysOp: page at 3:00am. Make friends with SysOps! Page them at 3:00 am! Make friends with Sysops: page at 3 a.m. Make friends with SysOps: Page them at 3am. Make friends with Sysops; page at 3 A.M. Make friends with sysops; page them at 3:00 am. Make friends with SYSOPs; [P]age at 3:00 a.m. Make friends with the Sysop - page him at 3am. Make friends with your SysOp. Page him at 3:00 am! Make your wife co-sysop, share the blame. Mama's Don't let your babies grow up to be Sysop's May the Great God of Sysopping smile upon you. MENU (L)eech files (Y)ell at sysop (D)rop carrier. Menu: (L)eech files (C)omplain to Sysop (D)rop Carrier MILY I shot the Sysop, but I did not shoot the Moderator. Minos BBS, the Saddam Hussein School of Being a Sysop!! Missing COLDBEER.BUD - SysOp not loaded! Moderator & Sysop of Largest GENEALOGICAL BBS in Midwest! Moderator: pupal stage of SysOp? Money? Sysops don't make any! Mr. Sysop, I hate your #$^#$ NO CARRIER Mr. Sysop, I hate your guts! #$^#$ NO CARRIER MR. WIZARD!!!! I don't wanna be a Sysop anymore!!!!!! Murphy's law for sysops: Take a quiet vacation and it hits the fan. My epitaph: Sysop not buried here. Leave feedback instead? My FIDO Sysop keeps a supply on hand for his clients. My license plate says "Make Way, Sysop in Training." My Sysop actually writes everything you see here, in my name! My Sysop can beat up your Sysop! MY sysop can beat YOUR sysop! My sysop can kick your sysop's as*#$*! *!@#$*$ NO CARRIER My Sysop lets me say ***Censored*** MY Sysop lets me say things like C E N S O R E D My sysop lets us say **** all the time. Netmail doesn't exist; the Sysop types all this in! Networked Sysops pick their nodes. Never argue with a dragon or a SYSOP. Never argue with a Man, SysOp, Cat or Mule. It's worthle Never argue with a skunk, a drunk, or a sysop. Never Argue With a Skunk, a Mule, a Woman or a SysOp (Or *ME*!!!) Never argue with a skunk, mule, cat, woman, or sysop. Never argue with a skunk, mule, female, or a SysOp Never argue with a skunk, mule, moderator, or Sysop. Never argue with a skunk, mule, or a SysOp. Never Argue With a Skunk, Mule, Woman or a SysOp Never Argue With a Skunk, Mule, Woman or SysOp. Never Argue With a skunk, mule, woman, moderator, or sysop. Never Argue With a skunk, mule, woman, moderator, sysop, Never argue with a skunk, mule, woman, or SysOp... Never argue with a skunk, mule, woman, SysOp or "Moderato Never argue with a sysop who's tired or rested. Never Argue With a Woman SysOp Never argue with a Woman, skunk or (especially) a sysop! Never argue with Debi the SysOp God. NOT..... Never argue with the Divine Right of SysOps. Never ask a sysop to say "When." Never...Ever, argue with a skunk..mule..woman...or SysOp!! New Mail not found. Executing Blame/Flame Sysop Sequence... New mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (B)lame sysop . . . New User <@FN@> to Sysop: I need BlueWave and I need it NOW! New User <@TOFIRST@> to Sysop: I need BlueWave and I need it NOW! New User to Sysop: I need BlueWave and I need it NOW! New User to Sysop: I need BlueWave and I need it NOW! NEWS FLASH Hard Drive Crash...Sysop Strikes a Directory Tree. NEWSFLASH: Hard Drive Crash. Sysop strikes Directory Tree NO New Mail. Leave threatening message for SysOp? (Y/n) No no...I'm the OTHER Sysop. No personal messages- leave threatening message to Sysop? None of you exist. My sysop just types all this in. None of you exist. The sysop types all this in None of you exist. My sysop types all the messages. None of you exist. My SYSOP types all this in! None of you exist. The sysop types it all in. None of you exist; my Sysop types all this in! None of you exists! My sysop types all of this in! None of you exists, my sysop types all this in! Not all Sysops are not user friendly! Not all Sysops are scum. Not all Sysops are user friendly! Nothing in policy implies that Godhood is a SysOp requirement! Nothing in policy implies that sanity is a SysOp requirement! Nothing in Policy4 implies that Godhood is a SysOp requirement! Nothing in Policy4 implies that sanity is a SysOp requirement! Notice!! Executive Error, Starting Sysop Erasure ocky: Watch me pull a SYSOP out of my hat! OFF-line mail make sysops happy. OFF-line mail makes Sysops happy. Off-line readers make sysops happy. Oh, and who elected YOU Sysop? Oh, bother said Pooh, as the Sysop locked him out of the system. OH, then you are one of those FYBITS, type of SysOps. perfect. Ok, Sysops, Next week, we learn how to play the kazoo Ok, Sysops, Next week, we'll learn how to play the kazoo Okay Sysops - Next week, we'll learn how to play the kazoo... Old sysops never die; they ju@t f^%G*(k&)(g7g One page a day keeps the sysop at bay. One Sysop's LEEEEEEECH! is another Sysop's user. OUR sysop lets us say XXXXCENSOREDXXXX Oxymoron: Friendly SysOp. Page yer sysop at 3am and learn some cool new words! Page your Sysop at 3 A.M. and learn new words! Page your Sysop at 3 A.M. for free prizes!!!! Page your sysop at 3:00 am and learn lots of new words! Page your sysop at 3:00am and learn new words. Page your sysop at 3am for Free Prizes! Page your sysop at 4am and learn some new words. PAGE: Beep the speaker at the sysop to see if he's at home. Pcboard 14.5a the best value for the serious SysOp Picard is the Sysop, Data the System, Wesley top D/L'er. Pirated tagline. Contact the author, then the cops and sysop. Please do not feed the sysop. Please Mr. Sysop, may I have another? Please Mr. Sysop... I want some more... Please report all lost or snagged recipes to your Sysop. Please report all lost or stolen taglines to your Sysop Please report all stolen taglines to your Sysop. Please return sysop to original upright position. Please return the sysop to his original uptight position. PLEASE STAND-BY: SYSOP HAS TEMPORARILY EXITED TO DOS... (TAKING A LEAK) Please wait... Sysop has exited to DOS Please, Mr. Sysop, I don't wanna go. Please, Sysop, not in front of the Klingons. Policy does not imply that sanity is a Sysop requirement. Praise the Sysop. The board has risen. Preserve an endangered species: Female Sysops Preserve Wildlife - Pickle a Sysop! Press for SysOp access! Press Alt-H for a special message from the SysOp. Press Alt-H for a special message from your SysOp! Press Alt-H for temporary Sysop access Press ALT-H to Page Sysop... Press ALT-H when the SysOp asks for a chat. Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to talk to the SysOp. Proceed with caution; SysOp under pressure Psychoceramics: The study of hard-headed SysOps. Question and die, sayeth the SYSOP! Quick! Change your password! The Sysop's hacked your account! Real SysOps actually have a personality. Real SysOps answer their E-Mail and Comments. Real SysOps are always on the brink of divorce. Real SysOps are NEVER satisfied with their systems. Real SysOps are suprised when they receive donations. Real sysops are surprised when they receive donations. Real SysOps aren't hypocrites. Real SysOps avoid 'Chat Mode' as often as possible. Real SysOps come up with original names for their boards. REAL Sysops disconnect the Speaker! Real SysOps disconnect their computer's speaker. Real SysOps dislike uploads of duplicate files. Real SysOps don't change the name of their board every month. Real SysOps don't leave mail to users begging them to post. Real Sysops don't need sleep... Real SysOps don't need a Ramdisk. Real SysOps don't post their numbers on every known BBS. Real SysOps don't procrastinate. Real SysOps don't rape local BBS's for files. Real SysOps don't run PCBoard because 'It's the most popular'. Real SysOps DON'T think they are God and are better than everyone else. Real SysOps eyes are always red. Clear eyes indicate you aren't working Real SysOps get angry if their boards are crashed. Real SysOps hate 2400 baud transmission. Real SysOps hate authors of bad Shareware programs begging for money. Real SysOps hate it when you call yourself a 'future SysOp.' Real SysOps HATE the Hayes vs. USR argument. Real sysops have 14400 baud. There are few exceptions. Real SysOps have 28.8 bps. There are few exceptions. Real SysOps have 9600 baud. There are few exceptions. Real SysOps have a batch file for EVERYTHING. Real SysOps have a clock card. Real SysOps have a fan on their computer at all times. Real SysOps have a real computer (a PC!) Real SysOps have a real computer such as an 80386 or an IBM. Real SysOps have a room specifically for their BBS. Real SysOps have a second computer to test for Viruses. Real SysOps have all important programs PATHed. Real SysOps have only 3 files in their root directory. Real SysOps have their own phone line without 'call-waiting.' Real SysOps have VGA systems. Real SysOps keep their files in separate, logical sections. Real SysOps know how to spell. Real SysOps know that 'phone' is spelled with 'ph' and 'fun' with 'f'. Real SysOps know the difference between a new user and a loser. REAL SysOps know what REAL users are all about... Real SysOps make their own ANSI welcome screens. Real SysOps offer Zmodem protocol for file tranfers. Real SysOps put up a BBS as a service; not an ego trip! Real SysOps rarely have any money to improve their systems. Real SysOps spend long distance $$$ to find new programs to put online. Real SysOps try to help the new users; not cut them down. Real SysOps turn off the ringer on their telephone. Real SysOps turn off their monitor as often as possible. Real SysOps unplug their systems and phone lines during storms. recipe not Found -- Please Notify Sysop! Remember - you don't have to be smart to be a SysOp. Remember to thank your SYSOP on occasion! Remember, somewhere, somehow - a Sysop is watching you. Remember, you don't have to be smart to be a sysop. - Jym Fox Remember: Somewhere, somehow - a Sysop is watching you. Remember: An upload a day keeps the sysop away. Remember: Somewhere, somehow - a Sysop is watching you. Replace your sex drive with a disk drive! Become a SysOp. Rockwell-based modem explodes, kills SYSOP, film at 11! Rocky: Watch me pull a SYSOP out of my hat! Rubber Chickens make superb sysops. Rule #5a: Everyone must buy the co-sysop a beer! Rule 5: Everyone must buy the sysop chocolate. Rule No.1: Because I'm the Sysop; that's why! Rule No.1: The Sysop is Always Right! Run Time Error 485728403 ...SysOp Obviously Crazy. RUN!!! Here comes the SysOp! Runtime Error #09893398459: Sysop Craz RUNTIME ERROR!!!! SysOp having too much fun..... Sally stole seven sysops' signatures! SASS - Sysops Against Stupid Signatures SAST = Sysops Against Stupid Taglines SASU - Sysops against Stupid Users Schizophrenia beats sysoping alone. Secret revealed: Press CONTROL-ALT-DEL for SysOp Access! Security, confine the alien Sysop to the brig. Send Sysop $$ To Quit..OR..Strike Any Key To Continue! SET TWIT=SYSOP @#^&%#$ NO CARRIER SLEEP? I'm a SYSOP! So c'mon, let's SEE a sysop with a suntan! Statements here are not those of the Sysop... Superman - alias for Sysop. Support wildlife, take a SysOp to lunch Support your local Sysop Support your sysop - upload your paycheck. Support your sysop ... Send your paycheck. Support your Sysop. Send him your paycheck. Support your SysOp... Send YOUR paycheck. SWF, blonde bombshell, seeks man now. NO SYSOPS! SWF, blonde, stacked, seeks appreciative gentlemen. No sysops. sysop ('sih sop) n. - the guy laughing at your typing SysOp ('sis sop) n.: The guy laughing at your typing. SysOp (n): One who constantly reconfigures. SysOp (n): see also god, dictator, egotist, oppressor. Sysop (n): the person laughing as you type. SysOp (noun): One who reconfigures Sysop (sihs' op) n.: The person laughing at your typing. Sysop (sihs-ahp)n. The person laughing at your typing. Sysop (sis'op), n. One who reconfigures..... SYSOP - \'sis p\ n: the person laughing as you type... Sysop - A guy who likes watching others use his computer. Sysop - Guy who likes watching others use her computer. SysOp - Guy who likes watching others use his computer Sysop - Mail junkie and offline reader pusher! SysOp - PVCC User Group BBS - Westfield, MA SYSOP - sis op : The person laughing as you type. SYSOP - \'sis p\ n: the person laughing as you type... SysOp : Person with a parity error between the ears. SYSOP = Sent Your Spouse Obsene Pictures SYSOP ALERT -- Beware of geeks bearing GIFS! SysOp Appreciation Week is April 25 - May 1, 1993. Sysop corrupted -- Reboot Universe (Y/N)? Sysop cut off his access! Why? Complete lack of humor in his Taglines! SysOp Halted... Press F13 to continue... SysOp has requested chat! Alt-H to accept. SysOp has requested chat. Type ALT-H to accept. SYSOP HAS SHELLED TO DOS. @#%^#& NO CARRIER SYSOP IS A BLOO& NO CARRIER Sysop Justification No.1: Because I'm the Sysop; that's why! Sysop late for work Sysop love habits revealed: next on "Geraldo" Sysop love habits revealed: on the next "Geraldo!" SysOp missing, notify computer. Sysop nightmare...kitten tangled in phone line. Sysop not available - you're using an offline reader! SysOp not available. This is an OFF-LINE mail reader, dummy Sysop NOT crazy! But it sure helps... Sysop not found avort reck havoc

lunder SysOp not found! Please notify computer .... Sysop not found. Enter forbidden subjects? (Y/N) Sysop not found: (C)avort (W)reck havoc (P)lunder Sysop not responding. Execute DIET.COLA? (Y/n) Sysop of Borg: "I run RBBS; what you run is irrelevent." Sysop of Borg: "I run TBBS; what you run is irrelevent." SysOp of Whistle Stop (jeesh!) is down again!! Sysop qualifications: computer, modem, a friend who installs your BBS. Sysop requesting chat. Press Alt-H for chat mode. SYSOP stands for Sent Your Spouse Obscene Pictures SYSOP stands for: Sent Your Spouse Obsene Pictures Sysop trying to page you, go to Main Menu & press ! SysOp with the most networks when the BBS dies, wins. SysOp would like to Chat.... Press ALT-H to chat. SYSOP \'sis .p\ n: hacker's diety; omnipotent. SYSOP \'sis .p\ n: the person laughing as you type. SYSOP \'sis ap\ n: the person laughing as you type. SYSOP \'sis op\ n: the person laughing as you type. SYSOP \'sis p\ n: the person laughing at your typing.. Sysop! Your BBS gave me a "Printer Out Of Paper" error! SysOp'ing: Not Just An Adventure. It's A JOB! Sysop's have more fun than ##%@ NO CARRIER Sysop's holiday:time between closing door,board SysOp's law #1 - New users always find the glitch. SysOp's Log, Star Date: @SDATE@ Sysop's most used tools, Coffee and Aspirin SysOp's read minds. But QWKly, very, very QWKly! Sysop's with happy trigger fingers are hazardous to your health. SysOp(n): see also God, Dictator, Egotist. Sysop, sysoppi, sysoparama, the sys-meister, SYSOP! SYSOP-System Operator SysOp.exe not found....BBS Halted SysOp: (n) One who constantly reconfigures. Sysop: (S)ent (Y)our (S)pouse (O)bscene (P)ictures. Sysop: (S)ent (Y)our (S)pouse (O)bsene (P)ictures. Sysop: (S)nooty (Y)uppie (S)itting (O)n (P)otty. Sysop: A person who likes watching others use his computer. Sysop: Descendant of Aesop with a keyboard. SysOp: Gofer in charge of bolts, wires & electricity Sysop: Guy who likes watching others use his computer. Sysop: One who reconfigures. Sysop: Person with a parity error between the ears. SYSOP: Provider of viruses and virus scanners. SysOp: Read/Write Error... delete (Y/n) SYSOP: Sale Yeti ne Sachant Obir personne. Sysop: Someone who likes to watch others use her computer. Sysop: The guy laughing at your typing. SYSOP: The person in whose hands you place your life. SYSOP: The person in whose life you put your hands in. SYSOP: The provider of both viruses and virus scanners. SysOp: (n) One who constantly reconfigures. SysOp: (Noun) One who constantly reconfigures. Sysop: (S)ent (Y)our (S)pouse (O)bscene (P)ictures. Sysop: (S)nooty (Y)uppie (S)itting (O)n (P)otty. Sysop: A CPU's little way of saying, Oh, Shi*! Sysop: A person who likes watching others use his computer. Sysop: A VERY difficult job. Plain and simple. Sysop: Computer expert, author, artist and entertainer. Sysop: Descendant of Aesop with a keyboard. SysOp: God saying you have too much time, too much money. SysOp: Gofer in charge of bolts, wires & electricity Sysop: Guy who likes watching others use his computer. Sysop: Hands on keyboard, head sleeping on monitor. SysOp: It's a Tough Job, but Someone has to do it! Sysop: One who reconfigures. Sysop: Person with a parity error between the ears. Sysop: pupa stage of a Moderator. SysOp: Read/Write Error... delete (Y/n) SysOp: See 'glutton for punishment' SYSOP: Slowly... Your System Operator Pecks SYSOP: Snooty Yuppie Sitting On Potty SYSOP: Snotty Yuppie Sitting On Potty... Sysop: Someone who likes to watch others use her computer. SYSOP: Someone You Sic On People! SYSOP: The guy laughing at your typing. Sysop: The guy that is laughing at your typing SYSOP: the guy who's laughing at your typing! Sysop: The Littlest BBS in Town ->818 SYSOP: The person in whose hands you place your life. SYSOP: The person laughing at your typing! SYSOP: The person sitting there laughing as you type! SysOp: The person that is laughing at your spellin. SYSOP: The person that is laughing at your typing! Sysop: The person who is laughing at your typing! SYSOP: The provider of both viruses and virus scanners. Sysop? What Sysop, Citizen? The Computer SysOping - Money for nothing, chicks for free Sysoping Law #1: New users always find the glitch. Sysoping makes you fat. Sysoping Not just an adventure, it's a job.. Sysoping, not just an adventure, sometimes it's emesis. Sysoping...it's not just an adventure, it's a job! Sysoping: More fun than being beaten with a sledgehammer. Sysoping: it's not just an adventure, it's a job. Sysoping: More fun than being beaten with a hammer Sysoping: More fun than being beaten with a sledgehammer Sysoping: More fun than being hit with a hammer Sysoping: More fun than setting your genitals on fire Sysoping: More fun than using Windows. Sysoping: More fun than using Windoze Sysoping: Not just an adventure, it's a job.. Sysoping: Not just an adventure, sometimes it's emesis. SYSOPS %JH3 TAGFILE SysOps all love a hard one every now and then. Sysops are guilty of baudy behavior. Sysops are like wonders ..... they never cease Sysops are people too? Sysops are the Phone Companies favorite people. Sysops die at a young age - murdered by their wives! Sysops die at an early age, murdered by their wives. Sysops die at an early age... Murdered by their spouses! Sysops die at an early age... usually murdered by their wives Sysops die at an early age; murdered by their spouses. Sysops die at an early age; murdered by their wives. Sysops died for your sins. SysOps do it as a nightly event. Sysops DO IT moderately. Sysops DO IT while monitoring. Sysops DO IT with their computers. Sysops do it with Zip Sysops don't do drugs. They're naturally paranoid. Sysops don't need relevance. Sysops have more fun than..24^@$& NO CARRIER Sysops having sex: "Oooh! Interface me!" Sysops just like to watch. Sysops like to watch Sysops must wash hands before leaving the Computer Room. Sysops never die, they just go offline! SYSOPs never die, they just smell that way! SysOps never sleep! Sysops read minds. But QWKly, very, very QWKly! SYSOPS should be obscene and not heard! Sysops up at 7AM haven't been to bed yet! SysOps will take you to disk. Sysops, this is your new Moderator, Bill Clinton, NO CARRIER Sysops; the undoing of Big Brother. System not found. Please notify the SYSOP. Tagline not found - Please notify Sysop! Tagline not Found -- Please Notify Sysop! Tagline not found: Please notify your sysop! Take a minute to beat your Sysop. TAKE A MINUTE TO THANK YOUR SYSOP Take a Sysop to lunch, he's probably broke. Take a SYSOP to lunch, she's probably broke. Take A SYSOP To Lunch. He Needs A Steady Diet Of Bytes.... Temporary sysop access granted! Thank God for SysOps! But why do they DO IT? Thanks for all you do as Sysop to make the net a good one. Thanks, SYSOPs That Ain't My Wife. ......She's My Sysop The problem can't be mine. I am the sysop. The problem can't be mine. I'm the CoSysOp! The recipe I put here was too good Sysop deleted it. The sound of a SysOp reading mail The sound of a Sysop reading mail <=The *T.A.*'s fave! The sound of a SysOp reading mail: The Sysop *made* me do it! The Sysop doesn't know what I'm doi#&@#%$#% NO CARRIER The Sysop has granted you unlimited download privleeches. The Sysop has to hold the peace on both sides. The sysop MADE me do it! The Sysop of MY board is better than yours! The SysOp probably disagrees with this user! The SysOp wears a toupee. The tagline I put here was good, so the sysop deleted it. The tagline I put here was too good -- sysop deleted it The word Sysop should ALWAYS be capitalized. (cf. Suprem This communication link monitored by your Sysop This is a dead SysOp. This is a simulated tagline to keep the sysop happy. This is the city, I'm a sysop, I carry a modem.. This is the sysop, please log off. Thanx. SUCKER! This is your sysop. ****s s *ou* s*sop ** **ug*. This is your Sysop. +++!s s you( s+sop on qTuga. This is your sysop. +++i$ !s a usEg on dgug$. This is your sysop. BC4-s s out sKsop "$ kgug . This is your sysop. ôs .s .ou ssop ug.. This is your sysop. Ǵ$ s s dg$. This Sysop runs on Old No. 7. This Tagline was too good -- The sysop deleted it Thomas Murphy Sysop, The PosterBoard Network NYC, NY Thou shalt Honor thy SysOp. Thou shalt log on properly and in accordance with thy sysop's wishes. Thou shalt not try to herd cats; be they users or sysops. Thou shalt speaketh to the SysOp thy real name. Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Sysop - John Le Carrier Tip of the hat to our beloved Sysop. - Mycroft To Continue Please wait... Sysop has exited to DOS... To discover proper respect for authority, twit your sysop To err is human, to forgive is against sysop policy! To err is human; to really botch things requires a sysop. To page sysop; Press --! TONIC.H20 found. BOTTLE.GIN found. SysOp found...LOADED! Too much free time? Become a SysOp... Type /G to access the SysOp menu! Uh oh, is _that_ how sysops think of us? Unable to find COLDBEER.CAN. SysOp not loaded! Unable to locate Coffee -- SysOp Processor Halted! Unable to locate COLDBEER.CAN. Sysop not loaded! Unable to locate COLDCOKE.CAN **SYSOP NOT LOADED** Unable To Locate Conference - Sysop.sys Lost. Unauthorized System Access. Sysop Terminated URA SysOp if you have velvet painting of Bill Gates on your wall. User - A term used by Sysops. See "idiots" Users NEVER sleep! Jusk ask any sysop... Wait a minute Mr. Sysop. Wa-Wa-Wait Mr. Sysop. Wanna flirt with disaster? Become a sysop! Wanna give Fido fits? Address your message to "SYSOP!" Want a stupid answer? Ask your sysop! Wanted: Large quantities of Kamikaze Sysops - *Old* and *Durable*. Wanted: Sysops. Some assembly required. Warning! Scan shows Sysop in immediate area! Look Innocent Warning! The SysOp is watching you! Warning: The SysOp is watching you! We are SysOp. You will be assimilated. Resistance is..... We haven't lost a Lunatic; we've gained a co-sysop. We'll have fun fun fun till the sysop takes the Echo away Welcome to insanity, on the right is the sysops console. What do you get when you cross a Sysop with*^*(#%$&*@#%NO CARRIER What does enter your sex mean, Mr. Sysop? ... NO CARRIER What does please enter your sex mean Mr. Sysop? ... NO CARRIER What does please enter your sex mean Mr. Sysop? ...[NO CA What is a sysop and why would I want to Yell at it? What? My SysOp put out a restraining order on me? No more questions?.. When all else fails, blame the Sysop! When all else fails, contact your Sysop ... (Avoid 3 A.M. Voice Calls!) Whip me, beat me, make me a SYSOP Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of users? Sysops Why am I a sysop? Because I'm STUPID! Wildcat works fine..Run Wcrepair on SYSOP! Windows for sysops: minimize Twit Filter. Drag twit to Twit Filter icon Yea, tho I COM thru the valley in the shadow of the SYSOP YKYHW: you really want to be a sysop You know us Sysops, It's always the other guys fault ;-) You know you're in trouble when your SYSOP grounds you. You know you've failed Buddhism when you come back as a sysop. - - FOR SYSOP USE ONLY - Do not write below this line. -Chat Mode- SYSOP Here, You have 30 seconds! .... Applause, pompoms & trumpets for our Sysops & Moderators! But my sysop doesn't carry the cow-tipping conference! Generic Tagline v5: [ ]Flame Moderator [ ]Flame Sysop [X]Flame user. Generic Tagline v5: [ ]Flame Moderator [X]Flame Sysop [ ]Flame user. Generic Tagline v5: [X]Flame Moderator [ ]Flame Sysop [ ]Flame user. Never argue with a Skunk, Mule, Woman, or SysOp. None of you exists, my SysOp types all this in! T-Edit The sysops best weapon against a skilled player! Thou shalt log on properly and in accordance with thy SysOp's wishes. Warning! Scan shows Sysop in immediate area! Look Innocent And we'll have fun, fun, fun...oh, there's a moderator...never mind. Your friend, <+]:{)} Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM --- SBBSecho 3.12-Linux * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757.2) .