Subj : Re: Physician magazine
To   : George Pope
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Fri Feb 05 2021 16:03:00

George,

 >  GP> I instructed. 'Yes, they used to be,' Replied the patient.

 >   Or, "yeth thir, and I'm only thixteen". :P

 GP> I heard it originally as only firteen. . .

  Never heard it that way.

 >   That'll do it.

 GP> Close enough -- likely scared the life out of himself!

  He probably wished he was catty, and had 9 lives. :P

 >   If one rolls the nicotine patch too tight, it won't light.

 GP> Stop telling lies.  They will, too, & burn longer, too. . .

  That came from a B.C. comic strip years ago.

 >   There goes my appetite...maybe it needs to go with blue grass. :P

 GP> Blue grass, but not the brown acid. . .

  Never mind it burns, burns, burns...the ring of fire.

 >   It'll itch like the dickens when it starts growing back. Seriously, the
 > bacteria love hairy, dark, moist areas.

 GP> The point being is it isn't hairy any more. . .

  Not at the moment.

 >  GP> ..' No doctor but the song you were whistling was, ' I wish I was an
 >  GP> Oscar Meyer Wiener.'

 >   LOL!!

 GP> Freud is snickering.

  At the very least.

 GP> Grandma got a new story for the ladies down at the beauty parlour!

  I'll say!! :D

Daryl

.... After two weeks of dieting, all I lost was two weeks.
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