Subj : Re: Pet Peeves? To : Daryl Stout From : George Pope Date : Tue Feb 02 2021 22:53:39 > George, > GP> Does anyone recall when I (Cyberpope) was the mod & posted near daily? > I thought your name sounded familiar. > GP> When our client's dog lapped up anti-freeze, the veterinarian I work > GP> for ordered a unique treatment: an IV drip mixing fluids with vodka. > GP> "Go buy the cheapest bottle you can find," he told me. > GP> At the liquor store, I was uneasy buying cheap booze so early in the > GP> day, and I felt compelled to explain things to the clerk. "Believe it > GP> or not," I said, "this is for a sick dog." > GP> As I was leaving, the next customer plunked down two bottles of > GP> muscatel and announced, "These are for my cats." > The tagline below comes to mind. > Daryl > > ... Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines. .... Cats(women) rule & dogs(men) drool I'm okay with the ancient ways, as I've figured out how to survive: Love! Your friend, <+]:{)} Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM --- SBBSecho 3.12-Linux * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757.2) .