Subj : Re: Marriage Issues
To   : Daryl Stout
From : George Pope
Date : Tue Feb 02 2021 22:37:57

 > George,

 >  >   Well, it's either a boy or a girl...we know that for sure. As for
 >  > anything else, all bets are off. <G>

 >  GP> You & I grew up with a simple, binary world:

 >  GP> Lift 'em up, flip 'em over take a look!

 >   Here are a few others related to that:

 > 1) So, that explains the difference in our salaries.

 > 2) So, I have an antenna, and you have a USB port.

 > 3) You can't have mine!! You broke yours off!!

 > 4) Your sister had a baby, but we don't know if it was a boy or girl,
 > so I don't know whether you're an aunt or an uncle.

Classics, all!

 > 5) A cartoon of a little boy standing on top of a little girl's head.
 > You just see their naked backsides, with the butt cheeks in all their
 > glory (we're all the same from the backside).

 > He says to her "Ok, we took off all our clothes, and I got on top of 
 > you. When is it supposed to start feeling good??". To which, the girl
 > replies "I don't know, but I've already got a headache".

I have that one somewghere in my archives.

 > 6) Sixty years ago (around 1960), this mother and her daughter were
 > traveling on vacation, and they always stopped at rest stops for lunch,
 > and for "potty breaks". Momma had taught her daughter to always look
 > for the longer name -- WOMEN versus MEN. Note this was long before you
 > had to worry about perverts and pedophiles at highway rest areas.

 > Well, they are at a rest stop, and the little girl has to go potty
 > (nature tends to call at the most inopportune time). Momma tells her
 > to remember what she said...but when the little girl gets to the
 > restroom, it's LADIES versus GENTLEMAN -- guess which one is longer??
 > <G>.

 > She walks in there, and sees a little boy, naked as a jaybird, and
 > she asks him what he's doing. Seeing his "member", she asks what he
 > has there. He tells here, and she says "Boy!! That's a handy thing
 > to have along at picnics!!" <G>

 > I would've loved to have seen Momma's face when she told her!! <BG>

I don't get it.  Why handy on picnics? What did he call it, his "weiner"?

 >  GP> Outie = boy
 >  GP> Innie = girl

 >   Basically.

It worked for our generation & thousands before us. . .

 >  GP> Now it's well-encapsulated by this little interaction:

 >  GP> Bill: I hear you just gave birth?
 >  GP> Jill: Yup! 4 hours of labour!
 >  GP> Bill: Is it a boy or a girl?
 >  GP> Jill: How should I know? It's not old enough to tell me yet!

 >   Really.

You'd wonder. . . It seems too plausible today for comfort. . .

 >  GP> A moment of silence for common sense & sensibility. . .
 >  GP> *weeps*

 >   I think that disappeared when this thread started. <G>

Nah, we just acknowleged there's a rotting corpse before us & the ID in the
pocket says "Common Sense & Sensibility"

Ah, yes, Thunderbolt. Now I remember -- I likely still have the dialup number
on my DOS puter in the dialer I use.

Be well, my friend. . .

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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