Subj : Re: Pet Peeves?
To   : George Pope
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Tue Feb 02 2021 06:28:00

George,

 GP> Does anyone recall when I (Cyberpope) was the mod & posted near daily?

  I thought your name sounded familiar.

 GP> When our client's dog lapped up anti-freeze, the veterinarian I work
 GP> for ordered a unique treatment: an IV drip mixing fluids with vodka.
 GP> "Go buy the cheapest bottle you can find," he told me.

 GP> At the liquor store, I was uneasy buying cheap booze so early in the
 GP> day, and I felt compelled to explain things to the clerk. "Believe it
 GP> or not," I said, "this is for a sick dog."

 GP> As I was leaving, the next customer plunked down two bottles of
 GP> muscatel and announced, "These are for my cats."

  The tagline below comes to mind. 

Daryl
 
.... Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines.
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