Subj : Re: Marriage Issues
To   : George Pope
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Tue Feb 02 2021 06:10:00

George,

 >   Well, it's either a boy or a girl...we know that for sure. As for
 > anything else, all bets are off. <G>

 GP> You & I grew up with a simple, binary world:

 GP> Lift 'em up, flip 'em over take a look!

  Here are a few others related to that:

1) So, that explains the difference in our salaries.

2) So, I have an antenna, and you have a USB port.

3) You can't have mine!! You broke yours off!!

4) Your sister had a baby, but we don't know if it was a boy or girl,
so I don't know whether you're an aunt or an uncle.

5) A cartoon of a little boy standing on top of a little girl's head.
You just see their naked backsides, with the butt cheeks in all their
glory (we're all the same from the backside).

He says to her "Ok, we took off all our clothes, and I got on top of 
you. When is it supposed to start feeling good??". To which, the girl 
replies "I don't know, but I've already got a headache".

6) Sixty years ago (around 1960), this mother and her daughter were
traveling on vacation, and they always stopped at rest stops for lunch,
and for "potty breaks". Momma had taught her daughter to always look
for the longer name -- WOMEN versus MEN. Note this was long before you
had to worry about perverts and pedophiles at highway rest areas.

Well, they are at a rest stop, and the little girl has to go potty
(nature tends to call at the most inopportune time). Momma tells her
to remember what she said...but when the little girl gets to the
restroom, it's LADIES versus GENTLEMAN -- guess which one is longer??
<G>.

She walks in there, and sees a little boy, naked as a jaybird, and
she asks him what he's doing. Seeing his "member", she asks what he
has there. He tells here, and she says "Boy!! That's a handy thing
to have along at picnics!!" <G>

I would've loved to have seen Momma's face when she told her!! <BG>

 GP> Outie = boy
 GP> Innie = girl

  Basically.

 GP> Now it's well-encapsulated by this little interaction:

 GP> Bill: I hear you just gave birth?
 GP> Jill: Yup! 4 hours of labour!
 GP> Bill: Is it a boy or a girl?
 GP> Jill: How should I know? It's not old enough to tell me yet!

  Really.

 GP> A moment of silence for common sense & sensibility. . .
 GP> *weeps*

  I think that disappeared when this thread started. <G>

Daryl

.... A public restroom is where a flush beats a full house.
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