Subj : historical humour?
To   : All
From : George Pope
Date : Mon Feb 01 2021 12:17:29

Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?


Teacher: 502.


Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?


Teacher:No you can’t fit an elephant in a fridge!!


Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.

>Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?


Teacher: open door,put giraffe in, close door


Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.


Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there,
except one. Which one?


Teacher: let me guess the lion?


Student: No!The giraffe because He’s in a fridge.


Teacher: WOW!


Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They
are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?


Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?


Student:The gators are at the party.


Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?


Teacher:She drowned?!


Student: no! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.

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