Subj : Pet Peeves?
To   : All
From : George Pope
Date : Mon Feb 01 2021 12:02:31

Hry, strangers, if anyone left, it's been a few years since I've had access 
to here!

Does anyone recall when I (Cyberpope) was the mod & posted near daily?

Here's one for old iimes' sake.

Keeping it G-rated, as I don't know if the rules have chamnged sine I hasd it
(PG-16)

When our client's dog lapped up anti-freeze, the veterinarian I work for
ordered a unique treatment: an IV drip mixing fluids with vodka. "Go buy the
cheapest bottle you can find," he told me.

At the liquor store, I was uneasy buying cheap booze so early in the day, and
I felt compelled to explain things to the clerk. "Believe it or not," I said,
"this is for a sick dog."

As I was leaving, the next customer plunked down two bottles of muscatel and
announced, "These are for my cats."

Laugh, you f*ckers!

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