Subj : The Blond And A Gun
To   : All
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Sat Oct 10 2020 00:07:35

A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip
of her index finger shot off.

"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.

"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting
your finger off?"

"No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I
thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not
shooting myself in the chest."

"So then?" asked the doctor.

"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00
to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

"So then?"

"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make
a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled
the trigger."
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