Subj : P.C. Ways Of Stupidity
To   : Daryl Stout
From : Dennis Katsonis
Date : Fri Sep 11 2020 09:54:00

-=> Daryl Stout wrote to All <=-

 DS>  Politically correct ways of saying someone "doesn't have it
 DS> altogether":

 DS> He never had a full box of crayons as a kid.

 DS> A few clowns short of a circus.

 DS> A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

 DS> An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

 DS> A few beers short of a six-pack.

 DS> Dumber than a box of hair.

 DS> A few peas short of a casserole.

 DS> Doesn't have all his corn flakes in one box.

 DS> The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

 DS> One fruit loop shy of a bowl.

 DS> One taco short of a combination plate.

 DS> A few feathers short of a whole duck.

 DS> All foam, no beer.

 DS> The cheese slid off his cracker

 DS> Body by Fisher, Brains by Mattel.

 DS> Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.

 DS> Warning:  Objects dumber than they appear.

 DS> Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

 DS> He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch along the way.

 DS> An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

 DS> As smart as bait.

 DS> Chimney's clogged.

 DS> Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.

 DS> Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair.

 DS> Elevator doesn't go all the way up to the top floor.

 DS> Forgot to pay his brain bill.

 DS> Her sewing machines out of thread.

 DS> His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.

 DS> His belt doesn't go thru all the loops.

 DS> If he had another brain it would be lonely.

 DS> Missing a few buttons on his remote control.

 DS> No grain in the silo.

 DS> Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

 DS> Receiver is off the hook.

 DS> Several nuts short of a full pouch.

 DS> Skylight leaks a little.

 DS> Slinky's  kinked.

 DS> Surfing in Nebraska

 DS> Too much yardage between the goal posts.
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The gates are down, the lights are flashing but there 'aint no train coming.

.... Dennis Katsonis
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