Subj : Humor On The City Bus
To   : All
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Wed Jul 08 2020 16:42:59

A lady about 8 months pregnant, got on a bus, and she noticed the man
opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.

This time, the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man
seemed more amused.

When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to
the driver, and had the man arrested.

The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself.

The young man replied:

"Well, Your Honor, it was like this".

"When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition
(being pregnant). She sat down under a sign that said, ''The Double Mint
Twins are coming'', and I grinned."

"She moved to another seat, and then sat under a sign that said ''Logan's
Liniment will reduce the swelling'', and I had to smile.

"Then, she moved to yet another seat, and sat under a sign that said
''William's Big Stick Did The Trick'', and I could hardly contain myself."

"But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time, and sat under a sign
that said ''Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident'', I just
lost it".

To which, the judge banged his gavel on the desk, and shouted "CASE
DISMISSED!!".
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