Subj : Bumper Stickers And More
To   : All
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Wed Jul 08 2020 16:42:44

Various Bumper Stickers:

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It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.

This is not an abandoned vehicle.

It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.

I is a college student.

The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.

I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.

If money could talk, it would say goodbye.

No radio. Already stolen.

I don't care who you are, what you're driving, or where you'd rather be.

So many pedestrians, so little time.

Honk if you're illiterate.

If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!

Car will explode upon impact.

CAUTION : Driver Singing.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
      
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
      
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep.
      
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather ... Not screaming and
yelling like the passengers in his car ...
      
Montana:  At least our cows are sane!
      
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.
      
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
	    
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat? 
	    
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students! 
	    
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
      
Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!
	  
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. 

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
      
2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
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