Subj : Re: Marriage Issues
To   : Daryl Stout
From : Don Lowery
Date : Thu Jul 02 2020 13:16:12

 DS>   Sort of like the joke where the old man decides to play "fart football"
 DS> in bed...scoring "touchdowns and field goals" (I guess on the length and
 DS> stench of it). 
 DS>   Well, just before "halftime", he [pooped] the bed, and his wife said
 DS> "Personal Foul. Targeting. That's An Ejection". <G>

I know I still haven't grown up when I watch the 2nd Klumps movie & die
laughing at the contest around dining room table.

 DS>   Another time, my late wife and I were otherwise "intimately occupied"
 DS> on our Futon, and the dachshund was in his bed next to it. All of a
 DS> sudden, this horrid stench permeated our nostrils...the dog had dropped
 DS> an SBD bomb. I'm practically gagging, and my wife was laughing like

Ah...so you couldn't blame the dog this time. Too bad...since it sounds like
he knew it & would get you guys like this.

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