Subj : Re: Marriage Issues
To   : Don Lowery
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Mon Jun 29 2020 22:03:00

Don,

 DS>   In short, everyone's just a bunch of @$$h01e$. Besides, that's what
 DS> the colonoscopy doctors see every day. <G>

 DL> ;D

  In his skit on his colonoscopy, Jeff Foxworthy is getting dressed
afterwards, thinking he can go home. The nurse comes in and asks
"Where do you think you're going??". He said "I guess I'm going home".
She says "Guess again". He asks "What do you mean??".

  She basically tells him that they had to put air into the colon
to inflate it, and "you have to give it back before you go home"...
and adds "I have to verify that you do it". At which point, he notices
she has a pen and a clipboard.

  He growls "I went to career day in high school. Nobody told me that
you could get paid good money for rating farts on a clipboard. I have
friends who do that all the time for free!!". He continues with "She
wants me to do this, and I need to do this...but, I was raised in the
South, and my Momma told me NEVER to do that in front of a woman,
especially in front of a woman you don't know"...and laments "I locked
up".

  So, she has him get down on all fours on the bed, and he said as 
soon as he did that, he knew it'd work. He thought about his wife's
LaMaz classes and how she did "the big push"...adding "What came out
of me, was so loud, and so long, that Fred Flintstone clocked out of
work!!".

  He asked the nurse "May I go home now??" -- she replied "Please do". <G>

Daryl

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