Subj : Re: Getting Old
To   : George Pope
From : Dennis Katsonis
Date : Fri May 02 2025 08:37:00

-=> George Pope wrote to Dennis Katsonis <=-

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 GP> @REPLY: <67FCFFA9.1649.fidofunny@bbs.mozysswamp.org>
 > At my age, "getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I
 > came in here for.
 > Old age is coming at a really bad time.
 > I'm going to retire and live off of my savings.  Not sure what I'll do the
 > second week.
 > Last week I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.

 GP> Nice!

 GP> For me getting lucky refers more to the toilet than the bed!

 GP> Three rules for seniors:
 GP> 1. Never trust a fart.
 GP> 2. Never pass a bathroom.
 GP> 3. Never waste a hard-on.

 GP> A poem:
 GP> Procrastination is my sin;
 GP> It brings me endless sorrow.
 GP> I really must stop doing it;
 GP> In fact, I'll start tomorrow!

 GP> I learned that one 35+ years ago & promptly memorized it, as it was
 GP> just so "me."

Great poem!

I do admit I'm a bit of a procrastinator too.  You know, sometimes it pays off,
as some problems either sort themselves out, or dissapear by the time you get
around to them.

.... BoraxMan
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