Subj : Getting Old
To   : Dennis Katsonis
From : George Pope
Date : Thu May 01 2025 10:17:42

> At my age, "getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I
> came in here for.
> Old age is coming at a really bad time.
> I'm going to retire and live off of my savings.  Not sure what I'll do the
> second week.
> Last week I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.

Nice!

For me getting lucky refers more to the toilet than the bed!

Three rules for seniors:
1. Never trust a fart.
2. Never pass a bathroom.
3. Never waste a hard-on.

A poem:
Procrastination is my sin;
It brings me endless sorrow.
I really must stop doing it;
In fact, I'll start tomorrow!

I learned that one 35+ years ago & promptly memorized it, as it was just so  "me."



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