Subj : Monthly posting of the ru
To   : Dr. What
From : George Pope
Date : Thu May 01 2025 10:14:50

> Sunday school teacher: Where does God live?
> Timmy: In my bathroom!
> Teacher: Why do you think that?
> Timmy: Because every morning my dad comes down, bangs on the door and yells
> "God! Are you still in there?"

Daddy, Daddy, we almost lost Mommy today!
 "How so?"
I heard mommy yelling, "Oh, God, I'm coming." I looked in your room & she had her feet in the air for the angels to grab, &  if the mailman hadn't been holding her down, we'd have lost her for sure!

> ... Women who wear mini-skirts sure are cheeky folk.

Works for me! Except in Vancouver here there's a 50/50 chance of seeing balls  hanging below the hemline if a mini skirt! (euuuggghhh!!!)

I did see a gal go by one time in the summer, with a skirt so short, I could  see her meat curtains hanging below.  Not as sexy as you might think, but  interesting. . . She was pretty good looking, otherwise. . . I doubt she was  even aware. . .

I've learned most women who show stuff (cheek, nip, etc) do so on purpose & are happy to get a complimentary(non-creepy) response.  I first learned this from  Dr. Isaac Asimov, & it's been true in my experience. I'm at that age where it's 50/50 whether my even looking or taking to these young ladies is "creepy."

Usually I do okay with my complements--wording them in such a way they feel  unique & special ("just like everyone else!")

Tip: never tell a woman "That dress/shirt/pants looks nice on you"; always say, "You make that dress/skirt/pants/shirt look good!"

Not funny, but useful knowledge. . .okay funny time:

& 10 useful one-liner compliments:

1. YouÆre paws-itively amazing!
2. You light up the room like a chandelierùno need for electricity! 3. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else  disappears!
4. YouÆre so sweet, you could put HersheyÆs out of business! 5. If beauty were a crime, youÆd be serving a life sentence. 6. You must be a parking ticket, because youÆve got æFINEÆ written all over  you!
7. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future! 8. YouÆre like a cloudùwhen you disappear, the world is just a little less  bright.
9. Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes. 10. YouÆre the reason I smile, even when IÆm not trying.

--- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-7
 * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757)

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