Subj : Re: Metric Dozen
To   : Daryl Stout
From : George Pope
Date : Sun Apr 06 2025 07:14:00

> George,
>> Not tonight, dear, I have a BBS to logon to. :P
>> Sleep is for the BBS-modem-deprived. Real nerds monitor all echoes
>> until the last message is replied to.
> But, I don't have room for my computer in the bathroom.

Theres a reason that on the 12th day God created laptops, tablets, &  smartphones!

Three male programmers were in the bathroom standing at the urinals.

The first programmer finishes, walks over to the sink to wash his hands. He  then proceeds to dry his hands very carefully. He uses paper towel after paper  towel and ensures that every single spot of water on his hands is dried.

Turning to the other two, he says, "At Windows, we are trained to be extremely  thorough."

The second programmer finishes his task at the urinal and he proceeds to wash  his hands. He uses a single paper towel and makes sure that he dries his hands  using every available portion of the paper towel.

He turns and says, "At Macintosh not only are we trained to be extremely  thorough but we are also trained to be extremely efficient."

The third programmer finished and walks straight for the door, shouting over  his shoulder.

We Linux users simply don`t piss on our hands."

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