Subj : Re: Kiss my Putt
To   : Jay Harris
From : Jimmy Anderson
Date : Sat Jan 20 2024 10:21:26

I WILL be telling this in church tomorrow!!!

:-)   

Thanks!

 JH> Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
 JH> One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his
 JH> golfing equipment.

 JH> His wife was standing nearby watching him. After a long
 JH> period of silence she finally speaks: "Tim, I've been
 JH> thinking, now that we're married maybe it's time you quit
 JH> golfing. You spend so much time on the course. You could
 JH> probably get a good price for your clubs."

 JH> Tim gets this horrified look on his face.

 JH> She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

 JH> "For a minute there you were beginning to sound like my ex-wife."

 JH> "Ex-wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

 JH> "I wasn't," he replied.


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