Subj : Monthly posting of the ru To : Daryl Stout From : George Pope Date : Mon Jul 10 2023 11:27:50 > George, >> I'm not sure why the French were even in Mexico in the first place; I >> had thought the USA & Spain were at war to steal it from the natives? > No telling. But every empire, etc. seems greedy for more territory. Tru dat! Ridiculous! >> I hate mayo -- too bland -- I only use Miracle Whip or the no-name >> whipped salad dressing equivalent. . . > I love the Miracle Whip commercials. This guy was talking to this woman > on the phone, as she was to come over for a visit. When he admitted "I'm > out of Miracle Whip"..... Kraft is dong a similar kind of thing for Kraft peanut butter -- Girl has whirlwind romance with French man of her dreams -- he finally brings her to his home, after a fancy wedding, & she asks, "Honey, where is the Kraft peanut butter?" & he replies, "What is Kraft peanut butter" & the next scene has her on a plane alone, going back to America. My wife & I hope she suffers loneliness for life & that no man will find her worthy for a myriad of nitpicky reasons. To end your dream marriage over such stupidity -- stupid ad. >> My toddler asked me to give her chicken nuggets a checkup. After giving >> all the nuggets a medical exam I realized my toddler was asking for >> ketchup. > Best thing to dip those in. No thanks -- I'm not a big fan of tomato spit. Best dip I've found at McDs is Big Mac sauce (I started with Mozza sauce at A&W when I worked there, & got hooked on the unique & less sugary flavour combination); Mac sauce is close enough But they've recently come up with a habanero pepper dipping sauce that I like. . . I don't do McD';s too often. Rarely I'll pop in & have a medium fry with a dish of McChicken sauce(Miracle Whip) & a giant cup (biggest they'll give me) of ice water. . . (gotta dilute all the crud they add in); I order unsalted, so the fries come out hot & fresh, & actually taste like fried potatoes, but there's still something going on, in that their fries don't rot. --- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-6 * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757) .